Cooking for Assholes: Bacorn

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Bacorn

You read correctly people. Bacorn: bacon wrapped corn. I was taunted by one of you losers after positively reviewing a chocolate beer and this psychopath suggested I wrap more shit in bacon. Not a bad idea, for a crazy. So this bacon wrapped corn goes out to you, dumbass. Let's begin:

Wrap your motherfucking corn in some motherfucking bacon. Pull it tight and make sure all the seams are on the bottom. If you do not take these steps into serious consideration your bacorn will be all sorts of fugly, like your mom.

450 deg for 30 min. This ended up being one of the best breakfasts ever. I would love to try this on the grill. Eat it.

24 comments:

thinkinfyou said...: Strange combination,but looks surprisingly appetizing!; June 25, 2009 at 11:02 AM
'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...: Dude, you are such a fuckin' asshole....I've already been to the store once today, now I gotta go back to get some corn. Dammit. The things we do for the love of bacon.; June 25, 2009 at 11:47 AM
trainwreckchronicles said...: Looks awesome...minus the bacon.; June 25, 2009 at 12:01 PM
ALN said...: @Thinkin
You're damn right it does!

@Cuz
Sucker.

@TWC
I am surprised you even eat corn.; June 25, 2009 at 12:12 PM
waylandcook said...: Ok I give. Instead of a cast iron skillet I am shipping you one of the 750 lb hogs out side and you can have all the bacon you ever wanted. Hubby appreciates the bacon on every thing lately.; June 25, 2009 at 1:35 PM
ALN said...: Nice! I would love a hog. So would my pooches; June 25, 2009 at 6:52 PM
Pearl said...: I would eat that. And then I would eat yours. And you would let me 'cuz you're cool that way.

:-D

Pearl; June 25, 2009 at 7:03 PM
ALN said...: You wish Pearl!; June 25, 2009 at 7:58 PM
waylandcook said...: your dogs could eat all the parts that we can not. although I have been told that the whole pig can be eaten except the squeal.; June 25, 2009 at 8:13 PM
ALN said...: Oh! I could eat the squeal.; June 25, 2009 at 8:27 PM
trainwreckchronicles said...: Vomit.; June 25, 2009 at 8:58 PM
Stephanie said...: oh come on! Seriously!?; June 26, 2009 at 1:00 PM
ALN said...: you love it!; June 26, 2009 at 2:02 PM
Auri said...: You are a hillbilly... move to the deep south, change your name to billy bob and buy a rebel flag.; June 26, 2009 at 3:13 PM
ALN said...: I was born in South Carolina...; June 26, 2009 at 3:22 PM
This is That Was Great said...: You could make a killing selling that shit to the 4-H dads at the State fair, thats some real bacon wrapped shit. Corn is life, and bacon just suplexed the hell out it and sent it home crying.; June 26, 2009 at 6:19 PM
ALN said...: It is three strips of bacon per cob!; June 26, 2009 at 6:24 PM
$fracas$ fracas said...: I've decided you're my current hero. Please pour me a glass of wine now.; June 30, 2009 at 10:38 AM
ALN said...: My wine is reserved for people inquiring about a book deal. If that is what you are here for, let me cork a bottle of Archery Summit.; June 30, 2009 at 11:20 AM
Psychocat said...: I have done this on the grill, with peppered bacon, and a light brushing of home-made orange-molasses BBQ sauce. Superb!

=^..^=; July 12, 2009 at 7:54 PM
Cheesy said...: Self basting! BRILLIANT!; July 15, 2009 at 9:21 AM
Cooking Asshole said...: It is hard being a true genius; July 15, 2009 at 11:48 AM
Cynnamama's Cafe said...: I have grilled them (one for me and one for him) and boy, I could eat more than just 1!
Luscious!... Yummy!... Scrumptious!... enough said! :); July 16, 2009 at 5:57 PM
Cooking Asshole said...: I think this has to be the most popular recipe I have concocted. Props to me!; July 16, 2009 at 6:41 PM