Thursday, June 18, 2009

Brewery De Ranke - Bitter XX Belgian Golden Ale


I have had my eye on this temptress for a long ass time and I finally mustered up the courage and the thirteen dollars to make it mine. As soon as I cracked open the bottle my nose was overwhelmed by a wondrous floral aroma. My hand shook violently as I poured it into the proper receptacle. It seductively whispered in my ear, "don't you dare take a sip of me without touching me all over." This beer demands foreplay. It demands respect. It desires to be fully consumed in a rough but yet gentle manner. This brew is only for major league players, not amateurs like yourselves. You could never fully appreciate a beer of this caliber so do not waste your time. Only the masters may sip from the chalice of the Gods. 5 out of 5. You can't handle it.

15 comments:

Thinkinfyou said...

Makes me wonder where you shoved the bottle when you were done!

ALN said...

Why don't you reach down and find out?

Thinkinfyou said...

WOW! I would have thought you wouldn't have any more room up there! Quite impressive!!

ALN said...

Not on me dammit!

Thinkinfyou said...

In you,right? Like I said,quite impressive.Even though,it looks to me like someone needs to get out of the kitchen for a minute,and learn how to manscape!

ALN said...

Oh believe you me I am as trim as an Australian sailor.

Thinkinfyou said...

I know nothing about Australian sailors,but by the way you took that bottle like a pro,I see you do!

ALN said...

A sailor from down under? I see my jokes are wasted on you.

I am still sipping it as I type.

Thinkinfyou said...

That's probably not really sanitary.

ALN said...

That's why they call it De Ranke

Thinkinfyou said...

Whatever makes you feel better!

trainwreckchronicles said...

Wow. Maybe you two should start a joint blog called The Butt Buddies.

ALN said...

looks like someone needs some "Breakfast Of Champions"

Auri said...

God I wish I could get beer that great at the liquor store here! I have to go to this little bar called the Bayou to get all my killer beer. =( Although I do love it there... It would be nice to drink a brew that delish at home once in a while.

ALN said...

Belgian beers are hard to find but worth the search.