Monday, June 29, 2009
De Achelse Kluis - Biere Blond
This is what it is all about folks: the true Trappist tradition. Cistercian Monks make this fine brew for the good God fearing men in the villages below. There is nothing like a beer that is made under the supervision of God himself. Great nose, wonderful full head, and a light but heavy body (just a little junk in the trunk but that is all good baby). The label is in some stupid foreign language but it probably says "This beer is the bizdiggy because the big man upstairs gave it his approval. On a nice summer day God himself likes to kick back by the quiet lake in heaven and sip this fine brew in moderation. God is not a sloppy drunk like your dumbass." In any case I love this beer so if you see this label in your neighborhood beer store, buy it. Oh wait you live in some shitty city where you don't even have a beer store. Sucks for you. 5 out of 5. Drink it.