In a pitiful attempt to make me breakfast for Father's Day, this is the gourmet meal my lady made: a fucking bagel sandwich. She made the bacon, thank God, but the scrambled eggs and potatoes were store bought! Who the fuck buys pre-made scrambled eggs? We even had eggs in the fridge. SO lazy. Also she needed my input the whole time on how to make the bacon so it was like I cooked it anyway. At least she didn't burn the bagel in the toaster oven. In any case, it is the thought that counts and I was very pleased, and surprised, that my breakfast was semi-edible. Plus she bought me three really nice bars of dark chocolate so that really made my day. Happy Father's Day to all you other Dads out there and hopefully you had a better breakfast than me. Try your best to 'eat it.'
21 comments:
F you and your elitist cooking, asshole. You neglected to mention that I, being vegetarian, rarely cook meat and it is only on special occasions that I do. You're welcome. Next Fathers' Day you can starve.
Four words: store bought scrambled eggs. WTF?
I would rather starve than have to eat this again.
Nice try but I think you already used that one in your post. Got any new material?
I am going to have plenty of 'new material' coming out of my ass after eating this breakfast.
I hope you have a comfortable couch!
Yeah...this post did not go over so well. But neither did the breakfast.
Ha! Ha! You're mouth is way worse than mine! Glad I came across your blog!
I actually think it looks pretty tasty. But then again, it's not a New York bagel.......if it were, it'd have really rocked!
It was truly not that bad but the bagel itself was amazing because Pacific NW bagels, like everything else out here, rock the shit out of the East.
Is humble pie on the dinner menu???
I can't say I care for your w(rong) coast frozen bagels, I've never actually tried one!
Thank you! It was very good and the bagel itself may not have been as good as a New York bagel however it is almost as close as you can get here...Ketterman bagels from New Seasons are the shit!
okay...you can have your bagels and pizza. We will keep our wine, beer, salmon, dungeness crab, clean air and laid back attitudes.
And cheap mexican labor!
I think that would apply to both Coasts.
And don't forget your hippie hemp seed coffee shit!
Don't be jealous! I know it is rough living on the East Coast. Been there done that.
My husband got Wendy's for Father's Day dickhead. Consider yourself lucky you fucking asshole=)
Happy Father's Day!
Store bought scrambled eggs...I didn't even know there was such a thing.
@Auri
Wendys? Seriously? I pity that poor man.
@OWO
Unfortunately they do exist at our neighborhood market. They make them there so they are fresh but by the time you get them home they are soggy and cold.
Haha, Mr. Asshole, saw this post, saw 19 comments, knew the comments would be priceless.
Yeah I walked into a minefield on this one...
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