Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Garlic Spears

"What the fuck is a garlic spear?" Your idiotic question tells me you have not been visiting your local farmer's market. For shame! Although I did not expect that you would have gone on your own accord, I am still disappointed. Find your local farmer's market and you will be amazed by the wide array of produce you miss out on by shopping at Grocery Outlet. Let's begin:

Garlic spears are actually the flower tops from elephant garlic. When consumed raw they have a very spicy, pepper-y flavor that grabs you by the balls and tells you to turn your head and cough. Although the taste is almost overwhelming it is a very pleasant burn.

They are very long so cut them in half before you put them in the fucking pan, dumbass. I melted 2tbl of butter and sauteed these bad boys over medium heat for about 5 minutes. The longer you cook your garlic spears the less pepper-y they will be. In retrospect this was a little long because the spiciness became almost non-existent and they ended up tasting more like asparagus or artichoke. I would give it three minutes and then remove them from the pan. Eat it.

4 comments:

Diet Menu said...

Nice post :).

Lizz said...

I would probably prefer these spears to, say, the Britney variety.

junescook said...

Crap, and I threw out about 5 dozen of these things because I thought they were too tough to do anything with. I diced up the more tender bottom parts and used them in stuff. I think I've got a couple of dozen left in the fridge.

Cooking Asshole said...

I made a pesto with them too and something else I think. I remember the pesto being fantastic. Type "garlic spears" in the search box.