You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Garlic Spears
"What the fuck is a garlic spear?" Your idiotic question tells me you have not been visiting your local farmer's market. For shame! Although I did not expect that you would have gone on your own accord, I am still disappointed. Find your local farmer's market and you will be amazed by the wide array of produce you miss out on by shopping at Grocery Outlet. Let's begin:
Garlic spears are actually the flower tops from elephant garlic. When consumed raw they have a very spicy, pepper-y flavor that grabs you by the balls and tells you to turn your head and cough. Although the taste is almost overwhelming it is a very pleasant burn.
They are very long so cut them in half before you put them in the fucking pan, dumbass. I melted 2tbl of butter and sauteed these bad boys over medium heat for about 5 minutes. The longer you cook your garlic spears the less pepper-y they will be. In retrospect this was a little long because the spiciness became almost non-existent and they ended up tasting more like asparagus or artichoke. I would give it three minutes and then remove them from the pan. Eat it.
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4 comments:
Nice post :).
I would probably prefer these spears to, say, the Britney variety.
Crap, and I threw out about 5 dozen of these things because I thought they were too tough to do anything with. I diced up the more tender bottom parts and used them in stuff. I think I've got a couple of dozen left in the fridge.
I made a pesto with them too and something else I think. I remember the pesto being fantastic. Type "garlic spears" in the search box.
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