As we all know, Red Hook sucks ass. I cannot think of one of their beers that I truly enjoy. The ESB is palatable but that is about it. Their IPA is one of the worst ever brewed. So when I saw they came out with a limited release Belgian, I started laughing my ass off. The beer store lady, however, assured me it was a decent brew so I took her advice and picked one up. Last time I will ever listen to that idiot. This beer is disgusting, even for an American Belgian style. It tastes like fermented apple juice and the foul taste and sticky consistency linger in the mouth like a bad one night stand. It has zero nose and zero head. Do not be fooled people! Red Hook will never brew anything of quality so do not ever buy it. I am so pissed I spent my money on trash. I don't even really feel like finishing it. What a waste. 1 out of 5. Don't drink it.
You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Red Hook Brewing - Belgian Style Tripel
As we all know, Red Hook sucks ass. I cannot think of one of their beers that I truly enjoy. The ESB is palatable but that is about it. Their IPA is one of the worst ever brewed. So when I saw they came out with a limited release Belgian, I started laughing my ass off. The beer store lady, however, assured me it was a decent brew so I took her advice and picked one up. Last time I will ever listen to that idiot. This beer is disgusting, even for an American Belgian style. It tastes like fermented apple juice and the foul taste and sticky consistency linger in the mouth like a bad one night stand. It has zero nose and zero head. Do not be fooled people! Red Hook will never brew anything of quality so do not ever buy it. I am so pissed I spent my money on trash. I don't even really feel like finishing it. What a waste. 1 out of 5. Don't drink it.
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Perhaps you should call their mothers and tell them how much their children suck at brewing beer?
I would if I had their numbers. They should be ashamed of their product.
So German beer might do you good and right...
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I like to think that at one time Red Hook made good beer. Perhaps, when they were a lowly microbrew. Now, they are just a crappy macro that produces god-awful shit.
@Angie
I love Belgian beer, just not shitty "Belgian style" beer. German beer is great but we don't see much of it here in Oregon.
@James
I would like to think so too but alas I was not around for those days. All I know is the trash they have been putting out for the last ten years.
Hmm , it appears you are now solely on a liquid diet?
slacker. 6 days???
I have been out of town!!
I will resume later today so stay tuned.
The day is over and I'm hungry!
My woman took the camera to work! I cooked but I cannot take any pictures yet. I am totally loaded right now so any post that goes up tonight will be totally fucked up. Get ready.
I tell ya. You have to try a Greens (Belgian Brew). commin at ya from Beer City USA - Asheville..oh yea we tied with Portland. Rock on...funny as hell blog.
p.s.- I am gonna blog roll this to my blog..
Thanks TC! I will keep my eyes peeled for Greens. Thanks for the tip.
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