You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Monday, July 27, 2009
Grilled Bacon Wrapped Pork Chops with a Raspberry Chipotle Glaze
I was going to just do the glaze and pork chops but then I came to the realization that I was actually able to wrap my chops in bacon. At this point my hands were tied. But I sissied out and only wrapped one in bacon for fear that I would fuck it up. This is a huge problem facing your average loser: being overly cautious and reserved for fear of failure. That fucking shit pisses me the fuck off. Especially when I, of all people, have those moments. Let's begin:
In a medium saucepan combine 1 pint of raspberries (all mushed up), 1c honey, 1/3c sugar, 3tbl red wine vinegar, 4 diced chipotle peppers, and 2 minced cloves of garlic. Bring to a boil over medium heat and then lightly simmer for an eternity. I think it took me about an hour to get it to the right consistency. Remember this is a glaze, dummy.
Cook your pork chops on the grill. Damn that looks amazing: one dredged in flour, and one wrapped in three strips of bacon. How could this possibly get any better?
There it is. Eat it.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
25 comments:
That does look good, now I know what to make for dinner.
Seriously. Do it.
Those look amazing. I want the ones wrapped in bacon, when I go off kosher, I go large. Love it, will bookmark your site. Great crab cake recipe too!
Thanks Lisa!
When in doubt add another pork product and I'm glad that you adhere to that philosophy. This looks yummy. So, I'll try it and eat it. So there.
I'm fucking hungry now... and all I have to eat tonight are veggies!!
Now that is one serious dish. Thanks my brotha..I'll surprise my wife one night with this..guess what that will get me?
Sick.
@tpt
You better!
@Auri
What a cruel fate
@TC
an invitation to the bedroom?
Looks great, but some of us live in shoebox apartments in big cities without a fucking grill!!!!
yah ditto what girl said! The only grills around here are the these kind - http://www.icedoutgear.com/grillz-gold-teeth.php
And your blog is too depressing for a Doll to read when she's on the road eating at crappy restaurants :(
Even I am going to try that one.
Looks great.
You are chipotle crazy aren't ya? lol. I bet you could make chipotle jello and chipotle cookies and chipotle cake and chipotle pie.
PussDaddy
People-don't drink the chipotle kool-aid! 0_0
Just jokin'.
PussDaddy
LOL! PussDaddy.
Then, he'd wrap that chipotle cake in bacon.
Once again...looks tasty.
Hey!
Grilling rules and chipotle rules!
...so does Kool Aid
TWC lives=) I miss your smart ass comments woman!!
Hey, Alex... I have a tasty recipe (I know... it's a loose definition of the word, and you're not one for them anyway) on my blog... summer squash pasta. I'll take pics and send them to you next time I make it.
Make sure to do a funny write up!
Those look killer. (I'd have wrapped both- I like attempting to fuck these up. Usually turn out better. na na na na na.
;)
The pork chops look sublime!! This post came at just the right time as I just bought a huge package of chops from Costco and have been wondering what I could do to jazz them up. I just hope I don't fuck up the glaze...
The glaze is surprisingly simple...it just takes a long time.
You gotta go and fuck up perfectly good bacon wrapped pork chops with raspberries....way to go loser...way to go
The glaze enhanced the pork products to the level of "transcending," dummy.
The chipotle counteracts any raspberries fuckin' up any bacon or pork chops.
PussDaddy
Damn skippy!
Post a Comment