Monday, July 27, 2009

Grilled Bacon Wrapped Pork Chops with a Raspberry Chipotle Glaze

I was going to just do the glaze and pork chops but then I came to the realization that I was actually able to wrap my chops in bacon. At this point my hands were tied. But I sissied out and only wrapped one in bacon for fear that I would fuck it up. This is a huge problem facing your average loser: being overly cautious and reserved for fear of failure. That fucking shit pisses me the fuck off. Especially when I, of all people, have those moments. Let's begin:In a medium saucepan combine 1 pint of raspberries (all mushed up), 1c honey, 1/3c sugar, 3tbl red wine vinegar, 4 diced chipotle peppers, and 2 minced cloves of garlic. Bring to a boil over medium heat and then lightly simmer for an eternity. I think it took me about an hour to get it to the right consistency. Remember this is a glaze, dummy.
Cook your pork chops on the grill. Damn that looks amazing: one dredged in flour, and one wrapped in three strips of bacon. How could this possibly get any better?
There it is. Eat it.

25 comments:

linlah said...

That does look good, now I know what to make for dinner.

Cooking Asshole said...

Seriously. Do it.

Lisa Brower said...

Those look amazing. I want the ones wrapped in bacon, when I go off kosher, I go large. Love it, will bookmark your site. Great crab cake recipe too!

Cooking Asshole said...

Thanks Lisa!

The Peach Tart said...

When in doubt add another pork product and I'm glad that you adhere to that philosophy. This looks yummy. So, I'll try it and eat it. So there.

Auri said...

I'm fucking hungry now... and all I have to eat tonight are veggies!!

TC said...

Now that is one serious dish. Thanks my brotha..I'll surprise my wife one night with this..guess what that will get me?

trainwreckchronicles said...

Sick.

Cooking Asshole said...

@tpt
You better!

@Auri
What a cruel fate

@TC
an invitation to the bedroom?

Girl said...

Looks great, but some of us live in shoebox apartments in big cities without a fucking grill!!!!

Doll said...

yah ditto what girl said! The only grills around here are the these kind - http://www.icedoutgear.com/grillz-gold-teeth.php

And your blog is too depressing for a Doll to read when she's on the road eating at crappy restaurants :(

AngieA said...

Even I am going to try that one.
Looks great.

PussDaddy said...

You are chipotle crazy aren't ya? lol. I bet you could make chipotle jello and chipotle cookies and chipotle cake and chipotle pie.

PussDaddy

PussDaddy said...

People-don't drink the chipotle kool-aid! 0_0

Just jokin'.

PussDaddy

Lizz said...

LOL! PussDaddy.

Then, he'd wrap that chipotle cake in bacon.

Once again...looks tasty.

Cooking Asshole said...

Hey!

Grilling rules and chipotle rules!

...so does Kool Aid

Auri said...

TWC lives=) I miss your smart ass comments woman!!

Hey, Alex... I have a tasty recipe (I know... it's a loose definition of the word, and you're not one for them anyway) on my blog... summer squash pasta. I'll take pics and send them to you next time I make it.

Cooking Asshole said...

Make sure to do a funny write up!

repliderium.com said...

Those look killer. (I'd have wrapped both- I like attempting to fuck these up. Usually turn out better. na na na na na.
;)

Ami said...

The pork chops look sublime!! This post came at just the right time as I just bought a huge package of chops from Costco and have been wondering what I could do to jazz them up. I just hope I don't fuck up the glaze...

Cooking Asshole said...

The glaze is surprisingly simple...it just takes a long time.

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

You gotta go and fuck up perfectly good bacon wrapped pork chops with raspberries....way to go loser...way to go

Cooking Asshole said...

The glaze enhanced the pork products to the level of "transcending," dummy.

PussDaddy said...

The chipotle counteracts any raspberries fuckin' up any bacon or pork chops.

PussDaddy

Cooking Asshole said...

Damn skippy!