A friend dropped off a crap load of blueberries at my house and told me to go at it. My first thought? Some sweet ass muffins. You can never go wrong with a nice muffin. Well, unless you make it. The only muffins you have ever made came out of some shitty box from Wal-mart. Let's begin:
In a large bowl mix 1 1/4c flour, 1/2c cornmeal, 1/2c sugar, and 2tsp baking powder. In a small bowl mix 1 stick of melted butter (cooled, stupid), 1/2c milk, and one egg. Pour the wet into the dry and mix completely. Add the juice from 1/2 large lemon and 1 1/2c fresh blueberries. If you need to use frozen, like a total douche bag, make sure you thaw and rinse them. Pour into a greased muffin tin and sprinkle with sugar.
Bake at 375 deg for ~16 min. Oh man those look good. Is there anyway they could possibly look any better?
Yes there is. Eat it.
In a large bowl mix 1 1/4c flour, 1/2c cornmeal, 1/2c sugar, and 2tsp baking powder. In a small bowl mix 1 stick of melted butter (cooled, stupid), 1/2c milk, and one egg. Pour the wet into the dry and mix completely. Add the juice from 1/2 large lemon and 1 1/2c fresh blueberries. If you need to use frozen, like a total douche bag, make sure you thaw and rinse them. Pour into a greased muffin tin and sprinkle with sugar. 
Bake at 375 deg for ~16 min. Oh man those look good. Is there anyway they could possibly look any better?
Yes there is. Eat it.
13 comments:
Oh yea, something to get the taste of squid out of my mouth - thank you.
Couldn't you have put some bacon on those?
I love that you put so many blueberries in them. Now you got me craving myself some muffins for breakfast.
I am off to prove to you that can make them from scratch to not just the walmart kind. Now you need to make pop overs I challenge you. (And you can not buy them in a box at walmart.
@TPT
So many people skimp on the blueberries. Sacrilege! More is better in this case.
@WC
Good luck (dripping sarcasm).
I'm sooo giving those a try. I fucked up dinner last night so maybe I can redeem myself with these!
You will totally be forgiven. Just don't do it again.
Damn these look tasty. Toss in some walnuts too my man..can't forget about a few more antioxidants, omega 3 fatty acids and such.
Walnuts do sound good!
giddyup... where the fuck is TWC? Did you two have a fight?
No, she has been busy working
Like the rest of us have no lives?! Rude... ;)
my word ver is 'codspu'
which is exactly what I have to say to her when she decides to reappear!!
she just left a comment on the bacon wrapped pork
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