This Boulevard Brewing beer caught my eye for two reasons: it had a corked seal, and it had a picture of a double-wide trailer on the label. I had never seen it before so I immediately picked it up and started reading. The first word I saw was Missouri and I started maniacally laughing. What a great opportunity to trash the state of "Misery!" But there was a very good reason this beer was shipped to the beer mecca of the world; it is the fucking shit! This is one of the better beers I have had in my lifetime. It is perfectly balanced, has a high ABV but doesn't taste like it, and it is fucking corked! You are lucky Missouri, I can't believe you have such an awesome brewery. 4.7 out of 5. Drink it.
You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Boulevard Brewing Company - Double-Wide IPA
This Boulevard Brewing beer caught my eye for two reasons: it had a corked seal, and it had a picture of a double-wide trailer on the label. I had never seen it before so I immediately picked it up and started reading. The first word I saw was Missouri and I started maniacally laughing. What a great opportunity to trash the state of "Misery!" But there was a very good reason this beer was shipped to the beer mecca of the world; it is the fucking shit! This is one of the better beers I have had in my lifetime. It is perfectly balanced, has a high ABV but doesn't taste like it, and it is fucking corked! You are lucky Missouri, I can't believe you have such an awesome brewery. 4.7 out of 5. Drink it.
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wow that is incredible trailer booze.
NO we are not all about AB-INBEV or whatever the fuck they call themselves now.....
You should try some of the beers from Schlafly's Brewing Company. They aren't too bad either and their Barleywine and Pumpkin Ale is excellant and will knock your dick in the dirt after a few small glasses.
Enjoy.
Boulevard is some good stuff.
What do you do with the rejected beers? Do you give 'em to your drunkie neighbor and see how many beers it takes to render him comatose?
I still post the reject beers...there are just not that many because of my discerning eye.
He only drinks Killian's Irish Red.
you should start soaking off the labels of all the good ones and paste them to a wall in your house. Would make for great wallpaper... Then again... that's something that a cool person might do so never you mind;)
I mean, do you drink the rest of the rejected sixer, or do you put it in the refrigerator where it can age quietly?
I'd probably just use the rejects to 'beer' my brats.
I actually don't buy six packs unless I know the beer is good. I usually buy individual 22oz or 750mL bottles.
Also my local beer store lets you mix-match six-packs so no two beers are the same.
@Auri
I bet that would increase the value of my home!
looked for boulevard beer yesterday - couldn't find it
They have it at New Seasons...I saw it there yesterday.
Did you souvenier that Leffe glass from a pub in France as I did mine?
I was actually the bartender for a cooking with Belgian beer demonstration. All the leftover glassware was fair game.
wahah! cooking assholes!
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