I am getting better and better at making breads and this is my latest attempt. A few more and I will have this shit down. Prepare for a homemade bread tutorial, losers. Pretty soon you will be able to make your own bread and then you will have something to brag about. No, winning a hot dog eating contest is not something to brag about. Especially if you are a lady. In any case, feast your eyes on my amazing bread and live for the day that you will see this in your own kitchen. Eat it.
You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Bread II
I am getting better and better at making breads and this is my latest attempt. A few more and I will have this shit down. Prepare for a homemade bread tutorial, losers. Pretty soon you will be able to make your own bread and then you will have something to brag about. No, winning a hot dog eating contest is not something to brag about. Especially if you are a lady. In any case, feast your eyes on my amazing bread and live for the day that you will see this in your own kitchen. Eat it.
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19 comments:
Oh, Oh! That bread looks just like a pretty rock I found on the gravel driveway outside my mama's trailer! Shoulda wrapped that shit in bacon!
Did it have a cross on it too? You should sell that shit on Ebay
tortillas next, RIGHT?
Not a bad idea! Or maybe some naan...
Bread looks pretty, but it's not so hard. I admit my loserishness, I took breadbaking classes at Johnston & Wales. Artisan to be exact, cuz I'm artsy.
shit. JOHNSON. Johnston's are shoes. Don't you judge me.
Bread looks great, but naan would be great - onion naan to be exact.
Ever make zucchini latkes?
I love making bread. and my kitchenaid does half the kneading for me
I love your site. It brings humor to the cooking experience.
By the way, I love naan.
HNK
I will judge all I want.
LMB
Yes I have and I should make them again. Thanks!
Valerie
Cheater
Miranda
Thanks
I'm just so proud I could spit. You're actually doing something that requires skill
Hey! All my shit requires mad skillz
So, does that mean you'll make the zucchini latkes soon? I have a garden full of zucchini ....man, that didn't sound good.
hehe...sure I will make them soon
That's just what your mother tells you to make you feel better about yourself. But as long as it works...
Auri
I bet you eat take out every night and can't cook shit.
The hard roll looks good, very professional...
Angie's Recipes
hrmmm...I will take that as non-sarcastic
I'm just here to see his big, hard roll.
PussDaddy
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