Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Bread II


I am getting better and better at making breads and this is my latest attempt. A few more and I will have this shit down. Prepare for a homemade bread tutorial, losers. Pretty soon you will be able to make your own bread and then you will have something to brag about. No, winning a hot dog eating contest is not something to brag about. Especially if you are a lady. In any case, feast your eyes on my amazing bread and live for the day that you will see this in your own kitchen. Eat it.

19 comments:

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

Oh, Oh! That bread looks just like a pretty rock I found on the gravel driveway outside my mama's trailer! Shoulda wrapped that shit in bacon!

Cooking Asshole said...

Did it have a cross on it too? You should sell that shit on Ebay

linlah said...

tortillas next, RIGHT?

Cooking Asshole said...

Not a bad idea! Or maybe some naan...

heathernkids said...

Bread looks pretty, but it's not so hard. I admit my loserishness, I took breadbaking classes at Johnston & Wales. Artisan to be exact, cuz I'm artsy.

heathernkids said...

shit. JOHNSON. Johnston's are shoes. Don't you judge me.

Little Ms Blogger said...

Bread looks great, but naan would be great - onion naan to be exact.

Ever make zucchini latkes?

Valerie said...

I love making bread. and my kitchenaid does half the kneading for me

Miranda said...

I love your site. It brings humor to the cooking experience.

By the way, I love naan.

Cooking Asshole said...

HNK
I will judge all I want.

LMB
Yes I have and I should make them again. Thanks!

Valerie
Cheater

Miranda
Thanks

Auri said...

I'm just so proud I could spit. You're actually doing something that requires skill

Cooking Asshole said...

Hey! All my shit requires mad skillz

Little Ms Blogger said...

So, does that mean you'll make the zucchini latkes soon? I have a garden full of zucchini ....man, that didn't sound good.

Cooking Asshole said...

hehe...sure I will make them soon

Auri said...

That's just what your mother tells you to make you feel better about yourself. But as long as it works...

Cooking Asshole said...

Auri
I bet you eat take out every night and can't cook shit.

Angie's Recipes said...

The hard roll looks good, very professional...
Angie's Recipes

Cooking Asshole said...

hrmmm...I will take that as non-sarcastic

PussDaddy said...

I'm just here to see his big, hard roll.

PussDaddy