That's right bitches! Motherfucking chili cheese pizza. You would put chili on a hot dog in a second but your feeble brain never considered putting it on a pizza. That is where you fail, and I win. You never even thought of something as easy as
bacorn but I did. That is why you read this drivel. Let's begin:
Make a
pizza crust. Make a
batch of chili and strain it. "Can I use
Boboli and canned chili?" Be my fucking guest. Like I give a shit what you do. You will probably just call Pizza Hut anyway so I don't even know why I bother with your lazy ass. Cover your pizza with chili, cheese, and olives.
Bake your pizza on a pizza stone at 500 deg for 10-13 min. Keep the rack in the oven low and close to the burner. Garnish with fresh tomato slices. Eat it.
Make a pizza crust. Make a batch of chili and strain it. "Can I use Boboli and canned chili?" Be my fucking guest. Like I give a shit what you do. You will probably just call Pizza Hut anyway so I don't even know why I bother with your lazy ass. Cover your pizza with chili, cheese, and olives.
Bake your pizza on a pizza stone at 500 deg for 10-13 min. Keep the rack in the oven low and close to the burner. Garnish with fresh tomato slices. Eat it.
16 comments:
This makes perfect sense to me! I've done this with a masa crust, and it was damn good, so why not a pizza crust? (Extra onions for me!) Good idea, CA!
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He's on a roll... watch out...
Pass the drool rag plz!
Holy shit that looks good, but where the hell are the bacon bits, wtf, even dropped in the bacorn from the hall of feasts and then left the pizza hanging!
Unfortunately I made this for my woman so I even used vegetarian chili! Otherwise it would have been chock full of meat.
As if there ain't enough shit out there to make a man fart, you gotta go and put chili on pizza?
This morning the lingering odor in the bedroom was brutal.
MMMM. Chili is good on ANYTHING!!!! My fav pizza is thinly sliced tuna, red onions and fresh thyme.
maybe you should bake some beano right into the pizza
Beano is for sissies.
Well. My husband would love me forever if I made that. He's supposed to anyway, but I make sure it happens through food. I made your curried chickpeas thing two weeks ago. He's still here.
The chole is not really a 'win-your-husband-over" meal but thanks for making one of my recipes!
I beg to differ. If I sprinkled curry on a stick and threw it, he'd run and catch it like a dog. He's easy and I'm lucky since I suck at kitchening.
SO MANY olives!!!
I had to use the whole can!
chili pizza is good we make it alot at our house
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