Hey losers! I am back from my vacation so you can stop your worrying now. No need to mourn the loss of a genius because I have risen. Due to a camera snafu, I do not have any lovely pictures for you but
I will revise this later and put one up. God knows you can't do shit without a visual aid since most of your books are just pictures and I doubt you even take the time to read the captions. In any case, this dip was a dish that a family member prepared for the 4
th of July and I loved it so much I just had to replicate it. Mine, however, ended up being even better and kicked the shit out of the crappy dip at the party. Let's begin:
In a large bowl mix together 5
chipotle peppers, 3 jalapenos, 1/2 a white
onion, 2
garlic, 1 large heirloom tomato (or a few regular ones), can of corn, can of black beans, 1/4c
EVOO, the juice from 3 limes, a handful of cilantro and some freshly cracked pepper. Don't put the shit in whole you fucking idiot. Dice it up. Serve it at room temperature with tortilla chips. Eat it.
Afternote:
I also made
mini quesadillas out of this dip and they were fucking incredible. I would highly suggest this route for leftovers. Too bad you already ate it all because it is so fucking amazing.
I also made mini quesadillas out of this dip and they were fucking incredible. I would highly suggest this route for leftovers. Too bad you already ate it all because it is so fucking amazing.
18 comments:
It's about time you posted something new asshole!....and yeah, dip's like that are some good shit! I make something pretty similar, but better.
Doubtful...you probably put marinara sauce in yours or some other dumb shit.
....and jarred garlic and jalapenos and lime from one of them cute little lime bottles and dried cilantro, too!
I just died a little on the inside.
I'm gonna try it. Eat it.
Glad your back and Rebekka will be making this as soon as I get some real limes (I already have the bottled shit but would not want to disappiont you) and some fresh peppers.
Doesn't sound like something I'd eat... thanks for nothing!
Sorry...next time I will make a spam and velveeta casserole
You can buy dried cilantro!? I didn't think there would be a market for it.
Uh...it is called coriander
haha....don't call those delicacy s h i T...... the way you write ( I guess this is also how you talk) reminds me of those Executive chefs in the star restaurants....hilarious...
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The only difference is they suck, I don't.
That actualy sounds good asshole. Gonna make it and eat it.
Do it! It is super freaking good, obviously.
Spam and Velveeta is just nasty... please don't insult me! I'm just a wuss who can't handle the spicy!
oh in that case...sissy!
I guess I'm going to have to take a class on how to dice up that EVOO...doofus.
You don't even know what that acronym stands for. You probably don't even know what "acronym" means.
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