You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Cooking for Assholes Challenge
I am leaving town tonight and will not be back until Monday. In my absence I want all of you to make your favorite recipe, take pictures, write a funny commentary, and email it to me. My email can be found on my profile page. When I return I will sort through them and publish the ones I deem acceptable. The winner will get nothing other than an inflated ego. I am actually very interested to see what you all come up with. Good luck.
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2 comments:
I don't cook, but have fun on your trip. We'll miss you.
PussDaddy
Oh, that's friggen great! I'll be out of town as well and I told you I wanted an asshole challenge! Craptastic timing.
Well screw it, I'm giving you one I already have, and you better not disqualify me. ;)
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