I finally joined that really dumb site, twitter. None of you probably give a shit about what the fuck I do with my day but in case your life is boring as shit, and it is, you can live vicariously through me. I will focus mostly on cooking tips and dumb crap like that but I will also include tid-bits of my day to day activities. As I write this I realize how fucking dumb this is but I have nothing better to do and neither do you.
http://twitter.com/cookingasshole
12 comments:
I don't get twitter (still). But I'm totally following you. That's apparently where all the cool kids hang out. I just found your blog (and by found I mean your site was recommended by Shauna Glenn's blog) and it kicks ass as promised. Carry on.
I am still trying to figure my way around this stupid twitter site...
Just give it up and and post your worthless daily activities here. I just can't get into twitter.
Methinks this is going to be short lived.
As if we don't have enough of you already with your multiple blogs and a facebook page! You really like yourself don't you?
I am also creating a bronze bust of myself
I thought thought I'd follow you just to make you feel special
It actually made me feel worse.
i have no idea why i joined twitter. some bastard strong armed me into it, i'm pretty sure. I'm also sure that I'm the worst twitterer in existence.
i kept seeing you pop up everywhere so i thought i'd come see what all the fuss is about.
I'm pretty sure I already have a love/hate relationship with you.
I have infiltrated the lives of everyone! Success!
Everyone should care about the last time you took a dump or scratched your ass, dontcha think?
I just wanted to say that the PussDaddy on twitter is not me in case you see me there. Someone took my avatar and username and made a twitter account. I don't twitter or I would follow you.
PussDaddy
That is hilarious someone stole your shit!
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