You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Lemon and Herb Halibut Skewers
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Insults? *looks around* I'm very nice and don't curse...a lot...It doesn't have to be the case that homemade marinades are instantly better or tastier. Pre-made stuff can be very good too, but please don't get too lazy here. I mean there are a lot of wannabe cooks out there with little brains when it comes to cooking, I'm one of them. So don't let us down with your awesomeness in cooking!
But a break is very affordable in your situation...I brought up the Mr. Teddy bear situation, I'm sorry for that. Cyaa!
My pretty girl-head hurts. What's a marinade?
I find it funny that in between insults, your food is served on a blue floral plate.
Once people learn the 'right' way to cook, using short cuts is always acceptable...the point is getting the end results.
Getting someone to do menial food prep for a master to perform his work...it's how kitchens work.
Same reason I have my two boys help me in the kitchen as much as possible, delegating authority.
Only difference between me and FoodTV is if I started playin' "Hell's Kitchen", they'd run to momma.
...I hate that network pimp. Hope his bread falls next time.
What? You didn't say EAT IT.
@TJ
I miss my teddy.
@PM
Uh, it is a liquid-y mixture you soak shit in to give it an enhanced flavor.
@SS
I love those blue floral plates!
@John
Thank you.
@TPT
I could not bring myself to say "eat it" as it was not a true asshole recipe
At least you didn't post photos of Hamburger Helper and call that homemade.
You would have fallen for it too.
I love this shit!
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