Begin by roasting, peeling, and seeding five anaheim or four poblano peppers. Cut them into small strips. Make a box of pasta according to manufacturer's instructions. Saute 1/2 onion in some butter until tender. Add your roasted peppers, 2 garlic, and 2 diced habanero peppers. Stir around for a minute or two. Pour hot mixture into a bowl containing 1c cheddar cheese and 2/3c sour cream. Combine and add the pasta. Now that I think about it, this is a little over your pygmy head. By a little I mean a lot. The US government will finish the border fence before you gain the skills to make such a simple dish. So sit back and realize that my crappiest meal is above your best. Eat it.
You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Mexican Trailer Park Pasta Salad
Previously we made Trailer Park Pasta Salad when we ran out of food in the house. Well I got home from vacation yesterday and just about nothing was in my fridge. I did, however, find some peppers, sour cream, cheddar cheese, pasta, 1/2 an onion, and garlic. Put all these together and you have a south of the border fiesta, trailer park style. Let's begin:
(It is the one on the right, stupid)
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ok which one is my right. I am dyslexic. Help me please and it is late here. It looks good either way.
uh...the one that is pasta...
I'll probably get berated for this...but I'm a sucker for that boxed Suddenly Salad - Ranch & Bacon. I know...
But I could tell which item was pasta on your plate.
I was being funny gees and the boxed stuff is not bad f you play with it enough. My mom use to get it for me when I lived alone.
Boxed?!?!? For shame! They should call it 'suddenly sucks'
"The US government will finish the border fence before you gain the skills to make such a simple dish."
You are a comic genius!
Don't forget it!
Oh thank Jeebus the prodigal chef has returned... apparently from Mexico the way you're cooking... what... we haven't stolen enough from them so you thought you'd steal their kick ass recipes and pass them off as your own shit too?!
shame
glad you're back
Everything is better America style
can't you mix hamburger helper in here or something? Make it even classier?
Hamburger helper is some expensive shit!
JHC, that shit would burn another hole in my asshole. I LOVE your blog, dude. You rock. I've got tears in my eyes reading this stuff.
Stop crying you sissy.
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