You are unemployed and collecting welfare checks. You are bored out of your mind as you stuff your fat face with trans fat snacks. You want to connect with other losers to share your misery and shitty lifestyle so here is your chance. I started a forum so all you dumbasses can get together and talk about inane stupid shit. Since your mentally challenged cat ignores the shit out of you, this human interaction will serve you well. You don't have to talk about food or anything else in particular as long as it is funny and contains excessive profanity. So get your stupid ass over there and talk to someone other than your mother for a change. Do it! Now!
http://cookingforassholes.ning.com/
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Come clean! This is just your sorry way of making friends,isn't it?
I have plenty of friends! They all kiss my ass and are "hungry tigers" like you idiots.
I just wanted to provide an opportunity for losers to mingle and wallow in each others self pity.
I am there I have no life as you already know lol.
This probably a fucking stupid waste of time forum to join haunted by a bunch of losers.
OK I'm in.
This won't bring back Lisa or Doll!
Lisa and Doll are allowed my forum!
BC is over and out...until they get reinstated
Cooking Assholes forum ROCKS!!
Sure as shit! There is even a place for recipe sharing so you can make other people's food and then realize that mine are vastly superior.
Can any asshole join? or is it a private forum?
Good question Doll!
Any loser can join. We do, however, exclude people who suck by publicly mocking them until they leave. Hopefully we will not have to do that to anyone but you have to weed the garden every now and again.
I am unemployed! But no welfare I live off the kindness of strangers. The strangest of all being my fiance.
And it looks like you have the ability to ban people as well?
I am so grateful for this forum. Nobody ever cooks anything for me I have to do everything myself. I live in a boring town. It's hot as balls here. I need some recipes that don't require me to turn on my oven. Help me, fellow losers.
It is beautiful in the Pacific Northwest. I played golf in 70 deg weather this morning and barely broke a sweat. Must suck being in the south, huh? Well too fucking bad. I use my oven for everything, loser.
No argument from me there. It's not my fault I was born in the sweaty south. But it's home. July is the worst, most of the rest of the year is quite nice. Our beaches are second to none. You can actually swim in the water, plus there are fewer "liberals" here. And yet, I'm sure there is no comparison to the Pacific Northwest. I've become a regular reader of your blog, like I said, I'm bored. Just kidding. I'd probably still read it even if I wasn't bored.
Believe it or not I was born in South Carolina but I grew up in DC. The only thing that sucks about Portland is that there are hipsters everywhere.
I knew it!!! I knew it!!! I knew I recognized the distinctive subtle tonal quality of a fellow sweathog. I'm sure you don't consider yourself a South Carolinian ( I really can't blame you for that) but I'm satisfied my instincts were correct. There are hipsters everywhere, even here. They don't stick around long though. They have no stomach for ordinary suffering, so they usually move towards hipper areas like Portland. Like Muslims drawn to Mecca, those hipsters.
Those fuckers put their roots down here and breed like crazy.
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