So I went to a dinner party the other night and my lady brought her Caprese Salad and I brought my Plum Pleasure Crisp. Obviously both of them were huge hits and were completely consumed within minutes. Unfortunately my lady did not get to experience the pleasure of the plum crisp so she cracked the whip and forced me make another one. Since my dickhead friend still has my 9x9 Pyrex, I used my bigger one and just doubled the recipe. "Wow, I never thought of that." You wouldn't. That is why you read this trash. Eat it.
You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Monday, July 13, 2009
Plum Pleasure Crisp II
So I went to a dinner party the other night and my lady brought her Caprese Salad and I brought my Plum Pleasure Crisp. Obviously both of them were huge hits and were completely consumed within minutes. Unfortunately my lady did not get to experience the pleasure of the plum crisp so she cracked the whip and forced me make another one. Since my dickhead friend still has my 9x9 Pyrex, I used my bigger one and just doubled the recipe. "Wow, I never thought of that." You wouldn't. That is why you read this trash. Eat it.
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That looks like pizza to me.
That is one fucked up looking pizza
I agree ! ;)
I'll be trying this one when the plum trees in my yard are ready for harvesting in just a few weeks. I already plan on making and canning several quarts of plum jam, so this will be a nice change of pace. Maybe I'll dig the ice cream maker out of storage, too, and whip up a batch of French vanilla...
=^..^=
I was thinking it looked more like skin cancer.
Just sayin'.
@PC
Do it. This dish is simple yet amazing.
@OWO
I was thinking it looks more like your mom's ugly face.
"Plum Pleasure Crisp II" a Spice channel exclusive.
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Sir Loin
I have to say, this is the first one of your pictures I've looked at and wondered, is this food edible? Is it food?
Did the recipe work doubled? Sometimes doubling a recipe doesn't... If so, good to know.
@SS
very nice!
@LMB
What the fuck? this looks awesome to me, tastes awesome, and doubling the recipe worked awesome and 90% of the time it works...as long as you know what you are doing.
60% of the time, it works everytime.
you can use statistics to prove anything...upteenth of all people know that.
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