Some of you might know this collaboration by an alternative name, margherita pizza. Fuck that. That word does not even look English. Spell it like the damn drink and I will use it. Until then, kiss my perfectly formed ass, margherita. Let's begin:
Now I am going super fucking simple here so if you want to get crazy feel free to add whatever you would like to this basic pizza sauce. I also got lazy and didn't feel like chopping a bunch of tomatoes so I used a can. "HaHa!" Fuck you asshole. You don't even know how to
chop up a fucking tomato. Anyway, saute 2 cloves of
garlic in some olive oil for about two minutes and then pour in a can of diced tomatoes and add 8 leaves of fresh basil, pinch of sugar and a pinch of salt. Simmer and reduce for about an hour.
Make a pizza crust. Be sure to let your dough rise, dumbass. Smear on your cooled sauce and top with sliced hunks of mozzarella. For the Love of God please use the real shit and not that pre-shredded crap. No string cheese either.
500 deg and 13 minutes later you have yourself a nice ass pizza. Add a fresh basil leaf to each slice of mozzarella. Eat it.
Now I am going super fucking simple here so if you want to get crazy feel free to add whatever you would like to this basic pizza sauce. I also got lazy and didn't feel like chopping a bunch of tomatoes so I used a can. "HaHa!" Fuck you asshole. You don't even know how to chop up a fucking tomato. Anyway, saute 2 cloves of garlic in some olive oil for about two minutes and then pour in a can of diced tomatoes and add 8 leaves of fresh basil, pinch of sugar and a pinch of salt. Simmer and reduce for about an hour.
Make a pizza crust. Be sure to let your dough rise, dumbass. Smear on your cooled sauce and top with sliced hunks of mozzarella. For the Love of God please use the real shit and not that pre-shredded crap. No string cheese either.
500 deg and 13 minutes later you have yourself a nice ass pizza. Add a fresh basil leaf to each slice of mozzarella. Eat it.
13 comments:
See now I know that you totally suck. I cant have carbs at all and you do this to me. Now go make me something with out carbs that tastes like something and I will be happy. Go now!!!! :)
That's too bad...I was going to do a "carb-only" week.
You have a lot of super picky people on your blog... first TWC that was a vegan... now this guy that doesn't do carbs. What does this look like? Their own personal fucking cooking site;-)
haha...
Now go make me some fucking dessert before I cry!
just kidding....
but really, go do it...
no, I'm joking...
what are you waiting for?...
You mean pizza margherita, not margherita pizza. And in english it would be Margaret's Pizza. Or daisy flower's pizza. But I'm guessing Margaret.
@Auri
Sorry...I just made a shitload of Plum Crisp.
@Valerie
So it isn't English? No shit.
Just add steak and it'd be PERFECT
agreed! too bad I have to cater to a vegetarian :-(
Cater to a vegetarian....dang that sucks for you! She must be good in bed.
It is a cruel, cruel fate
Ever heard of shredded cheese?
PussDaddy
Uh, shredded cheese is not real.
You can shred it yourself. I am old enough that I had to shred lots of cheese, as bags of shredded cheese were not so prevelant in grocery stores back in the day.
PussDaddy
Well round slices are prettier.
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