You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Bacon Smores
The Wayland Cook has a little contest going on her blog for the best smores. I thought long and hard about how to approach this culinary delight. There was one thing for sure; I was going to use bacon. But I could not slap some bacon on a regular smore and call it good. No. I was forced to do something more fantastical to show off my incredible creativity in the kitchen. Let's begin:
Start with one egg white and some finely crushed graham crackers. Roll a marshmallow in the egg wash, roll it in the crumbs, roll it in the wash again, and then roll it in the crumbs. Fry in hot ass vegetable oil for 15-20 sec per side. Surround with chocolate and wrap in bacon. Garnish with more bacon. Now that is a motherfucking smore. Eat it.
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32 comments:
Wow
I know, right?
Short of someone stuffing the marshmallow with chocolate, and then frying I think it's in the bag, but, even they won't have bacon!
We shall see
that's pretty fucking crazy. may be a crowd pleaser, but I think I might vomit
It was super tasty!
Looks great. Minus the bacon, chocolate, marshmallows and graham crackers.
I guess I need to scrape the sand out of my vagina and try some badass bacon smores.
Does the bacon really add anything?
Blech! :-(
I heaved just a little.
OH.MY.GAH.
Unfreakinbelievable. Uh, can you mail me one of those? I'm too lazy to make my own.
The bacon is the central taste only to be complimented by the chocolate and graham cracker coated marshmallow.
And here I thought the people eating the dudes were nasty. U R one NASTY ASSHOLE MONKEY, cookingasshole.
Those people should have hired you to cook their dinner.
People eating the dudes?
I ate a dude once. I almost threw up.
I pity your husband.
I've heard of chocolate covered bacon, but this sounds GROSS.
It's funny how you're the only one that ate this -- and it was FABULOUS. Do you ever make anything that is crappy?
Need more than just your opinion before attempting something that looks gross beyond words.
When I make something that sucks, I say it sucks and make fun of myself (see potato chips).
These, my friend, were pure heaven.
I just went into diabetic shock and I don't have diabetes!
Me neither...yet
Ha! Wayland Cook has just posted that I am the winner of the s'mores contest on her blog !
muahahahhaha!!!
No she didn't! The contest is open until Sunday! Nice try though Doll.
Don't be a sore loser just because a Doll beat you at your own game!!
Good thing you didn't!
You're both wrong -- I won!
Nobody has won yet!!!
You are ridiculous!
Your mom is ridiculous.
Thank you Wayland Cook for picking ME as the winner of the S'mores contest!!
I won too doll. Plus it doesn't really count if you didn't make anything!
those smores could use some - fuck, I don't know. Crystal meth?
I think heroin would be better...
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