Monday, August 10, 2009

Bacon Smores

The Wayland Cook has a little contest going on her blog for the best smores. I thought long and hard about how to approach this culinary delight. There was one thing for sure; I was going to use bacon. But I could not slap some bacon on a regular smore and call it good. No. I was forced to do something more fantastical to show off my incredible creativity in the kitchen. Let's begin:

Start with one egg white and some finely crushed graham crackers. Roll a marshmallow in the egg wash, roll it in the crumbs, roll it in the wash again, and then roll it in the crumbs. Fry in hot ass vegetable oil for 15-20 sec per side. Surround with chocolate and wrap in bacon. Garnish with more bacon. Now that is a motherfucking smore. Eat it.

32 comments:

FreakSmack said...

Wow

Cooking Asshole said...

I know, right?

FreakSmack said...

Short of someone stuffing the marshmallow with chocolate, and then frying I think it's in the bag, but, even they won't have bacon!

Cooking Asshole said...

We shall see

Valerie said...

that's pretty fucking crazy. may be a crowd pleaser, but I think I might vomit

Cooking Asshole said...

It was super tasty!

trainwreckchronicles said...

Looks great. Minus the bacon, chocolate, marshmallows and graham crackers.

Sally-Sal said...

I guess I need to scrape the sand out of my vagina and try some badass bacon smores.

Does the bacon really add anything?

PussDaddy said...

Blech! :-(

heathernkids said...

I heaved just a little.

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

OH.MY.GAH.

Unfreakinbelievable. Uh, can you mail me one of those? I'm too lazy to make my own.

Cooking Asshole said...

The bacon is the central taste only to be complimented by the chocolate and graham cracker coated marshmallow.

lolita Vida said...

And here I thought the people eating the dudes were nasty. U R one NASTY ASSHOLE MONKEY, cookingasshole.

Those people should have hired you to cook their dinner.

Cooking Asshole said...

People eating the dudes?

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

I ate a dude once. I almost threw up.

Cooking Asshole said...

I pity your husband.

Little Ms Blogger said...

I've heard of chocolate covered bacon, but this sounds GROSS.

It's funny how you're the only one that ate this -- and it was FABULOUS. Do you ever make anything that is crappy?

Need more than just your opinion before attempting something that looks gross beyond words.

Cooking Asshole said...

When I make something that sucks, I say it sucks and make fun of myself (see potato chips).

These, my friend, were pure heaven.

Girl said...

I just went into diabetic shock and I don't have diabetes!

Cooking Asshole said...

Me neither...yet

Doll said...

Ha! Wayland Cook has just posted that I am the winner of the s'mores contest on her blog !

muahahahhaha!!!

Cooking Asshole said...

No she didn't! The contest is open until Sunday! Nice try though Doll.

Doll said...

Don't be a sore loser just because a Doll beat you at your own game!!

Cooking Asshole said...

Good thing you didn't!

Girl said...

You're both wrong -- I won!

Cooking Asshole said...

Nobody has won yet!!!

Stephanie said...

You are ridiculous!

Cooking Asshole said...

Your mom is ridiculous.

Doll said...

Thank you Wayland Cook for picking ME as the winner of the S'mores contest!!

Cooking Asshole said...

I won too doll. Plus it doesn't really count if you didn't make anything!

marie said...

those smores could use some - fuck, I don't know. Crystal meth?

Cooking Asshole said...

I think heroin would be better...