How many times have you just tossed your cornbread in your chili and combined the two? "Not that many. I prefer to eat them separately." That was a rhetorical question, genius. In any case you can't even fucking make cornbread you are so fucking inept so this will work out perfectly for you. Since most normal people enjoy crumbing their cornbread into their chili, this recipe is for all you normals out there so you only have to make one dish instead of two. Plus the alternative version of this casserole is the easiest fucking thing in the world so even you can make it. Well, maybe not. Let's begin:
Start by making a
batch of chili and putting it in a casserole dish. If you wish you may add corn and black olives to your chili. If you are crazy lazy you can use canned chili but I do not endorse such activities. To make your cornbread topping, bring 1c milk to a very slight simmer over medium heat and add 1/2c yellow cornmeal and stir until thickened. Remove from heat and add 1 1/2c cheddar cheese and 2 beaten eggs. Pour over chili.
Bake at 375 deg until the top is browned which can take anywhere from 40-50min depending on your oven. The chili will burst out around the sides creating a 'floating top' of cornbread that is quite enticing. "This looks like shit." Fuck you, asshole. You try making a prettier version. It may not be the most beautiful thing in the world but it sure as fuck tastes awesome. Eat it.
Start by making a batch of chili and putting it in a casserole dish. If you wish you may add corn and black olives to your chili. If you are crazy lazy you can use canned chili but I do not endorse such activities. To make your cornbread topping, bring 1c milk to a very slight simmer over medium heat and add 1/2c yellow cornmeal and stir until thickened. Remove from heat and add 1 1/2c cheddar cheese and 2 beaten eggs. Pour over chili.
Bake at 375 deg until the top is browned which can take anywhere from 40-50min depending on your oven. The chili will burst out around the sides creating a 'floating top' of cornbread that is quite enticing. "This looks like shit." Fuck you, asshole. You try making a prettier version. It may not be the most beautiful thing in the world but it sure as fuck tastes awesome. Eat it.
9 comments:
You probably made a veggie chile for your female life partner, so I decided to start make whipping sounds after veg posts. (cause you're one whipped asshole!) But delicious is as delicious does, and this does indeed look deliciously delicious. Holy Jalapenos! WAHpshhh!
I like spicy food. So spicy that my husband and 3 cats all had to run to the balcony...
Tamale pie is always good, and this sounds delicious. But you are totally whipped. Those "Bacon-wrapped _____" posts must be your smoky-meat id, crying for help.
Unfortunately, I did make this vegetarian style. However, at least I had someone to share with with. You probably sit in front of the TV alone at home with your four cats eating Chef Boyardee straight out of the can. Loser.
I may try this bad boy out on the grill. It's going to be too hot for the oven here for the next couple months, but it sure does look good.
How the hell would you make this on the grill?
I would only do the baking part on the grill. I say grill but it's really a smoker with a seperate box for coals so I can keep a fairly consistent temperature for baking.
That is not such a bad idea.
Hey my tv and cats pay no attention to your insults, now excuse my while I go microwave Styrofoam cup of noodles and adjust my tinfoil hat.
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