You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Chocolate Caramel Pecans
I have been making this bite-sized dessert for sometime now but this is the first time I have made it in this manner. "What manner is that?" Good thing you asked. Typically I use caramel squares but alas my local hippie market is way too cool to carry them. Instead I bought two packs of Rolos. Due to your total lack of creativity and resourcefulness, you would probably have given up and gone home empty handed. Not me. Let's begin:
Start by placing about a cup of pecans in a single layer on a baking sheet. Toast in a 350 deg oven for about nine minutes. Remove from oven. When they are cool enough to handle (don't be an idiot and start grabbing at them right after you take them out of the oven), start making tripartite clusters of pecans. Transfer small pieces and leftover pecans to a cutting board and chop them up. Smash down the Rolos with a big knife and place on top of each cluster. Return to oven for about five minutes. Remove and sprinkle with chopped pecans. Since we used Rolos you might want to flash freeze them to make them totally solid. Eat it.
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Forgive my ignorance CA but, what the h are rolos?
They are a candy that is sold in a roll. Chocolate outside with a caramel inside.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolo
Ooh, looks so good.
I am going try that very soon.
Thank you. I would highly suggest it!
Alex, you are going to have to also share your goodies on http://www.halfhourmeals.com
we are still working on the programming side of the site, but going to launch really soon. ;)
AA
Tripartite? Was that the word of the day on your "Word of the Day" calendar?
Thanks Angie. I will do that!
That word actually was commonly used in my studies. That's right. I was a theology major.
Mmmm...turtle-icious! You ever tried it with the Ghirardelli dark chocolate caramel-filled squares? Heavenly...
=^..^=
I have not but I will now!
Be sure to use rolos and NOT rolaids, as was my mistake, boy the looks on there faces, such disappointment.
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