Sunday, August 2, 2009

Cooking for Assholes Challenge - Crappiest Entry

So if you missed out on it, while I was out of town I challenged you to a cook/write off. I received quite a few entries and this was the worst. This lame ass 'comic book' entry came from our good friend Doll. We are very, very disappointed that Doll did not actually put any effort into cooking anything, but rather she took stupid pictures of a place she frequents and applied rudimentary speech bubbles. You can do that shit with Microsoft Paint! A little hustle is all I ask. On the other hand, Doll's medium is photography and she does live in NYC so we understand why she did not cook anything. Kind of. So without further adieu, here is the crappiest entry. "All Baking Done on Premises" Oh! Wow! I am so impressed!

How is "flat" a flavor? Plus, that is a pretty minimal selection

Plagiarist.

You don't recycle? Wow. Way to be part of the problem.

5 comments:

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

Uh yeah...dolls can't cook dummy.

Doll said...

I WON - I can't believe it!
I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who voted for me!

When do I receive my trophy?

Girl said...

Congrats, Doll! You really deserve it, too. Yours was the best! People don't understand how hard it is to find and then eat a decent bagel with a smear.

Way to go, girl!!

FreakSmack said...

Mmm everything bagel with chive cream cheese

Betsy said...

Way to go doll! Anyone who lives in the Northeast knows bagels are a hit!