Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Cooking for Assholes Logo Submissions

Well you idiots did not send me too much to work with here. Turns out you are just as simple as me when it comes to designing shit. What a shame. But here are the few entries I did get and I want you losers to decide which one I should use as my logo. I am partial to the paisley ones but I want to know what you think (not really). So leave a comment and let me know which one you like.

Option 1:
Option 2a
Option 2b
Option 2c
Option 2d
Option 3
Option 4
Option 5

So you think all these suck, huh? Why don't you fucking send in something, asshole? Did I mention I like paisley?

31 comments:

Valerie said...

mine is the best naturally, but if you really need paisley here:

http://s196.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/boleav/?action=view&current=assholelogopaisley.jpg

Cooking Asshole said...

Very nice!

Deray said...

I like the toaster. It does imply that your recipes are as easy as toasting bread therefore, any asshole can do them ;)

TC said...

2a with bigger text or 3 with text slightly larger and moved up a bit.
Red Team Blows!!!! Punks.

Cooking Asshole said...

I like 2a too but the text does need to be a little larger and moved a little bit.

Blue Team goes down on horses. True story. I saw it myself.

TJ said...

Oh you got some nice ones! Haha I could have sent you more tho...I even started drawing something...but yesterday wasn't a good day for drawing...so I sucked at it -_-'', but if you desperately need to see it...I can send you a file. Also I can make some adjustments of the other one, to see how it looks.

I like the first one. I think you can add more paisley over the zucchini. That could be cool! and the toaster is also very nice!

Girl said...

None of these feel right to me. Not strong enough, except the monkey comes close. Keep the contest going until you find one you're madly in love with........what's the rush?

Little Ms Blogger said...

I like option 1 and 2c, but you don't really care about my opinion do you?

Cooking Asshole said...

What about this one?

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o39/tenacious_peaches/cfa-crop.png

Little Ms Blogger said...

I like that one the best, but I'm a girl.

Cooking Asshole said...

Believe it or not more chicks read this than dudes.

Little Ms Blogger said...

Huh... I guess I thought the other way around because of your humor.

Personally, I come here because you crack me up. I do get some ideas, but mostly because I like your mocking humor to stupid-ass cooking questions or situations (e.g. assuming most people might forget that even though they take a pan out of the oven for a few minutes it's still hot - you did that the other day).

Here's a question - could you take a classic French dish and simplify it?

Girl said...

Where are you planning on putting this? On the very top of the page where the main logo is? I like it the way you have it.

Cooking Asshole said...

I bet I can but I do no feign to know anything about French cooking. Do you have a particular dish in mind?

I am planning on putting it where the food processor picture is now and on the cafepress site. The header will remain the same.

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

They all suck you asshole.

I'm kiddin'.

I say No. 1 or 5.

Little Ms Blogger said...

How about hollandaise sauce for eggs benedict? The trick being that your instructions can convey cooking eggs over heat without scrambling them.

Merge said...

these all look like absolute SHIT, I'm puking all over my d*** as I write this.

Doll said...

Mine is the BEST!

Anonymous said...

I like the one: http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o39/tenacious_peaches/cfa-crop.png

Seems almost old school fancy-pants and then you see the name, HA!

I also like the toaster. Put some paisley on the side of the toaster to spruce it up.

The 2's are nice, but too busy for the text -- they need to be greyed out with larger text size to stand out.

Cooking Asshole said...

@LMB
I will consider it...

@Merge
you want to submit something, dickhead?

@Doll
You didn't enter anything.

Doll said...

It's in my head - I told you I am out of town this week! i.e. no Photoshop.

TC said...

Who knew.... Chicks dig cooking assholes. Glad I can cook..Damn, I'm married now. Well hell. I held out until I was 40 so guess you can say I've been there done that. Red Team - is red because of the color of their asses from gettin spanked so much in capture the flag challenges.

Tim said...

boring - here are some real ones:

Check them out and here and love them

DL said...

Tim's are AWESOME especially the 2nd one with the frying pan and paisley.

Cooking Asshole said...

Agreed.

Ms. Salti said...

Option 3 is great... 4 makes me feel dirty. I love the pink toaster.

TJ said...

@ Tim: The second one is really, really cool! Love the colors!

PussDaddy said...

The toaster.

PussDaddy

Merge said...

I was too busy talking shit and puking on my D***, maybe next time.

WagerWitch said...

Where do you want these posted to?

Cooking Asshole said...

Sorry, contest is over.