Sunday, August 9, 2009

Cooking for Assholes Logo Challenge


I suck at art. I fuck up stick figures. This is why I need you. I started some t-shirt crap ($0 markup) on some stupid site but I can't even get my logo centered. I doubt it could even be considered a logo. I made it using microsoft paint and I couldn't even get the text as big as I wanted. I really do like the apron and coffee mug though. Anyway I am giving myself to you, the readers, to design a really cool logo. Since I want the apron and coffee mug, keep in mind that I do like paisley. Your awesome logo will be added to the site as well as the t-shirt crap. I will buy the winner of the contest an apron and coffee mug and the winner will also receive an advance copy of the book I don't have. Think you have mad graphic skills? Prove it.

17 comments:

Valerie said...

I am so up for this challenge, but when does the contest close? I'm kinda in the middle of trying to open my own etsy shop...

Cooking Asshole said...

It is open until I find one I really like.

Doll said...

hmm you don't want the website address included???

Cooking Asshole said...

That would be up to you.

Mr. Condescending said...

Hehe ill give this crappy contest a shot

TJ said...

Cool!! I will give it a shot as well. I will send the file to your email.

Cooking Asshole said...

all right! I am excited to see what you all come up with.

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

Way to sucker people into doin' your work! SUCKERS!

Cooking Asshole said...

I am assuming you have zero skills in the art department otherwise you would be jumping at the opportunity.


FYI I have received some really cool logos so far so keep them coming!

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

That's where you'd be wrong cooking asshole! I got MAD art skills! MAD I tell ya! I just have people that have madder skills than I do help me.

Ok, so maybe my skills ain't that mad, but whatever. You suck.

Cooking Asshole said...

You had help and your blog still looks like that? Damn.

Please do not submit an entry.

Ms. Salti said...

I'm interested to see what your readers come up with. I'd offer but I'm just as bad as you are!

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

Ewwww...BURN!

Cooking Asshole said...

Just doing my job!

The chocolatier said...

Is there any guidelines to what you want on it your logo? I made mine on my website ( www.michellessweetsinsations.com ) but knowing what you want would be cool.

Cooking Asshole said...

I wish I could give you an answer but, alas, I cannot.

Those look really good by the way.

CDR said...

I may have to drag my husband in on this one! He is really talented in the art department! I can't wait to get some ideas from him!