Heart Attack Chicken

Today while I was at the store I remembered this one post on the Craigslist Food Forum in which this dude suggested another dude take a boneless skinless chicken breast, pound it flat, stuff it with cream cheese and green onions, and wrap that bad boy up in some bacon. Well when I got home from the store I realized my woman absconded with my cream cheese. What the fuck? So now what the hell do I do? Go back to the store like a loser? Cook the chicken plain like a dumbass? Give up and get take out like a lazy piece of shit? No. I got something better in mind. Let's begin:
Pound your chicken flat. I just put saran wrap over it and used a hammer. Put down four strips of cooked bacon and cover in cheddar cheese. For this dish even American cheese is acceptable. Disgusting, but acceptable. Roll up and secure. If you need to use toothpicks, you lose. Give up now. For those of you that are still around, wrap your chicken in bacon. Again, do not use toothpicks. They are designed for people who cannot cook, like you. Learn to live without them, you sorry piece of shit.
375 deg and 30 min later and you have a kick ass meal on your hands. Look at that cheese just oozing out! But I bet you want to see what it looks like on the inside.
Oh man that looks good. This is going to be one fantastic lunch.
Eat it.