I am unable to cook in my kitchen today so I figured I would let you in on a little secret. Don't buy a fucking block of knives, idiot. Blocks are for stupids that wasted a ton of money on cutlery they will never use. All you need are some small steak knives and two larger knives. Since you don't have a super lame block that wastes counter space, affix a magnetic strip thingy to your wall above the place you do most of your chopping. This allows for easy access and it looks badass. "That would be perfect for the next time my man pisses me off and I feel like cutting him." What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you insane? "Whatever. He usually has it coming to him." Wait, are you my neighbor? "Maybe." Well tell the cops to stop coming to my house when they are looking for you, you crazy bitch.
11 comments:
This is a pretty cool blog you have. I will probably come back. Heck who are we kidding, I am going to be a loser and follow you. It was the Bacon S'mores that got me.
As for knives here is my problem I will never get over.. I buy knifes from Sam's Club because I suck at hand washing shit.... And why would I spend good money on knives I am going to fuck up when i put in the dishwasher... Its cool $7 for 2 knives that work for me. One day I will learn.
My chef friend has one of these and I've been thinking about getting one. I have some cool Global knives but I hate the knife block. I think I'll make the plunge.
they are $7.99 at IKEA!
wouldnt work here. My son would have us all killed if he got a hold of the knives. Then it would be all your fault. i can see it know Cooking Asshole responible for the death of a family
I love my knife block! When all them knives that came with it got dull, I just went to the Goodwill and bought me some new ones. They're a little wiggly in the block, but look right nice!
@WC
Wouldn't be the first time.
@CIFLI
You are joking about getting knives at goodwill right?
Yeah, I really go to K-mart when they have them real good sales. Shoot yeah!
bought 2 of them at IKEA yesterday.....thanks! Geesh they even approved me for one of their credit cards....I'm in deep sheet now!
That place is dangerously awesome.
My man has one of those thingies and he has those kinds of knives and I ask him where the damn cookies are too! Are we living some parallel existence on different sides of the country?
All signs point to yes.
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