Look at that grease just flowing out of this meaty moon pizza. Oh yeah, be sure to cook your sausages fully before putting them in your moon pizza, dumbass. Otherwise you will spend the entirety of the next day in the bathroom. So unless you like that sort of thing, you fucking sicko, cook your pork fully. Here I took the simple road and just put sausage, red pepper, and queso fresco in my crust. The ratio of filling to bread looks a little off in this photo but I can assure you that it is just an optical illusion, like those dumb M.C. Escher sketches. Knowing you, your wardrobe is probably filled with those lame ass shirts. Oh! Look at that! A hand drawing a hand, that is fucking amazing! Eat it.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Moon Pizza III
Today I wanted some sausages for lunch but I had to do something different with them to entertain you fuckers. Otherwise, I would have just eaten them plain. But no, you make me come up with new crap every damn day or else I start receiving hate mail that is not very pleasing to read. So I decided to make a fucking moon pizza out of two hot sausages. You better enjoy this, loser. Let's begin:
Look at that grease just flowing out of this meaty moon pizza. Oh yeah, be sure to cook your sausages fully before putting them in your moon pizza, dumbass. Otherwise you will spend the entirety of the next day in the bathroom. So unless you like that sort of thing, you fucking sicko, cook your pork fully. Here I took the simple road and just put sausage, red pepper, and queso fresco in my crust. The ratio of filling to bread looks a little off in this photo but I can assure you that it is just an optical illusion, like those dumb M.C. Escher sketches. Knowing you, your wardrobe is probably filled with those lame ass shirts. Oh! Look at that! A hand drawing a hand, that is fucking amazing! Eat it.
Look at that grease just flowing out of this meaty moon pizza. Oh yeah, be sure to cook your sausages fully before putting them in your moon pizza, dumbass. Otherwise you will spend the entirety of the next day in the bathroom. So unless you like that sort of thing, you fucking sicko, cook your pork fully. Here I took the simple road and just put sausage, red pepper, and queso fresco in my crust. The ratio of filling to bread looks a little off in this photo but I can assure you that it is just an optical illusion, like those dumb M.C. Escher sketches. Knowing you, your wardrobe is probably filled with those lame ass shirts. Oh! Look at that! A hand drawing a hand, that is fucking amazing! Eat it.
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Moon Pizza -- GOOD Red Team -- Suck!!!
Blue team is going down!
Killer like my Runzas from last night.
im hungry now.......this was over 10 hrs ago....... u cooking?
At 1am? Sorry dude, I was sleeping.
Moon pizza? Looks like a calzone to me.
New title:
Heart Attack In A Big Ol' Hunk Of Bread
PussDaddy
Even my word verification to post this agrees. It was gation. As in gagation.
What the hell is a "calzone?"
Good thing I am still young-ish so I don't have to worry about all that crap.
You can't be serious?!?!
I am just screwing with you, moron.
Read moon pizza I and you will understand. Duh.
Thank god. I thought I was gonna have to stop readin' your blog.
you should have known better...
@ waylandcook - Did you just say you had the runs last night? Red Team Flag. If you don't cook the sausage first you can eat all you like without ever having to worry about gaining weight, and that's always a pluss!
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