You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Moon Pizza IV - Sausage Bread
I picked up four Italian hot pork sausages at the market this morning and I decided to cook them up and place them inside some bread dough with a little freshly grated Parmesan and bake that bad boy. So basically I made another fucking moon pizza for lunch. I am getting much better that putting these finicky bastards together as the pictures will demonstrate. This one came out perfectly and I am really only posting this to show off. Let's begin:
Make sure you sausage is cooked, dumbass. Don't attempt to put raw sausage in your dough. If it goes in raw, it will come out raw. Cover with cheese.
See how far I have come from my first moon pizza? This looks professional as shit! Damn I am good. Eat it.
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6 comments:
My LDL cholesterol shot up 40 points just reading this. But it looks great!
I gotta tell you, I have never laughed so hard at a cooking blog in my life. Thanks for the great posts and keep it up jackass!
Yawn. Can't you make some steak or somethin'?
I already made steak, dummy.
...and these calzone lookin' things
I like calzones!
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