Last night I was in the mood for some
fucking fried ass chicken but I didn't want to pay the exorbitant prices at Popeye's. Do people even realize that chicken is freaking cheap as shit? Why pay $7.99 for something that costs $3 to make? Because you are stupid and lazy, that's why. Good thing I am not that idiotic so you get to live vicariously through me and my amazing food while you shove fast food in your fat face, loser. Let's begin:
I decided to do the lazy man's version of fried chicken last night so pay attention. Even you can do this. Mix 2c flour and 3tbl
Old Bay or whatever spices you want. Not allspice you fucking dumbass. Just because it is called "ALLspice" does not mean it goes on everything. Do I really have to tell you every little detail? You make my life hell. In any case, run the chicken through the flour and cover for 20 min. Run it through the flour again and fry in some hot ass oil until browned and the juices run clear.
Now this method gives the chicken a much thinner coat. If you want the thick coated shit see my previous post on
fried chicken. For making this in under an hour, including prep, I think it tasted pretty damn good; But, of course, all my incredible food tastes like a bite of Heaven. Eat it.
I decided to do the lazy man's version of fried chicken last night so pay attention. Even you can do this. Mix 2c flour and 3tbl Old Bay or whatever spices you want. Not allspice you fucking dumbass. Just because it is called "ALLspice" does not mean it goes on everything. Do I really have to tell you every little detail? You make my life hell. In any case, run the chicken through the flour and cover for 20 min. Run it through the flour again and fry in some hot ass oil until browned and the juices run clear.
Now this method gives the chicken a much thinner coat. If you want the thick coated shit see my previous post on fried chicken. For making this in under an hour, including prep, I think it tasted pretty damn good; But, of course, all my incredible food tastes like a bite of Heaven. Eat it.
11 comments:
That is so bad for you. I am going to have this alongside the bacon smore. We Brits haven't got a fucking clue when it comes to frying stuff... Well, except for the good old English Breakfast.
How about doing some traditional British grub... go on... pleeeease.
you need an egg wash for it to be southern fried chicken. But it still looks good.
How can I 'run' my chicken through the flour - it's dead for God's sake.
[You did want us to start with a dead chicken? Because there is no way I'm stealing my neighbor's]
Also, that first photo is looking a bit pornographic...just saying
@PM
Like bangers and mash?
@WC
I was thinking about doing just that but I didn't want to deal with the mess.
@LMB
Sicko.
I once stopped at a Popeyes in the back woods of North Florida...I won't make that mistake again. Not sure I ate chicken.
It is sick but I do like it for some twisted reason. That is the same way I feel about Waffle House.
Do toad in the hole. I demand toad in the hole. (please)
Fried chicken!! I love it! Thanks for posting the lazy version ^_^
I will have to look it up but I will give it a shot!
Old Bay?!?!?! You totally ruined that shit. Yankee.
Go Maryland!
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