Saturday, August 22, 2009

Smores Muffins

Last night my woman very tactfully brought to my attention we had no dessert in the house by asking me "why the fuck is there no dessert in the house!?!" The crack of this whip nearly butterflied my back so I shot off the couch and ran to the kitchen as my Super Mario 3 game was usurped. But what to make with an empty pantry? The only thing that came to mind with the ingredients I had on hand was some sort of muffin. I still had leftover smores ingredients from the smores contest so I figured I would make some smores muffins. Let's begin:
Here is how you make these globs of goodness: mix 1 1/2c flour, 1/2c ground up graham crackers, and 2tbl baking powder. In a separate bowl whisk together 4 eggs and 2tbl vanilla. Although I didn't have any I would suggest adding some sugar. Maybe ~1/3c or a little more. Add 1 stick of melted butter. Mix wet into dry. Add as many chopped chocolate pieces and chopped marshmallows as you desire. Bake at 375 deg for a little over ten minutes. Eat it.

14 comments:

Doll said...

Baking for Assholes.

Cooking Asshole said...

What the hell does that mean?

I would ask you via email but this was already published as I don't have comment moderation like a big baby that I know...

Madtexter said...

I just adore gobs of goodness!! The stickier the better, but beware of bad restaurants: http://www.madtexter.com/2009/08/shuans-restaurant-atlanta.html

I do adore and will try your recipes. You give me something to look forward to!!!

Doll said...

I am going to send Maria Stone your blog - see how much YOU like it when she spams all of YOUR posts with her "Make Money Fast" comments!!

And I accept your apology re: "Baking for Assholes".

mikeyjqs said...

there was lotsa dessert at laura and jordan's...didn't ya get any?

Cooking Asshole said...

I made these the night before the BBQ.

Stacey said...

oh my goodness, these look so delicious. great idea!

Cooking Asshole said...

Thank you Stacey.

Lolita V. said...

"Last night my woman very tactfully brought to my attention we had no dessert in the house by asking me "why the fuck is there no dessert in the house!?!"
thanks for making me spit milk all over my shirt, you asshole. By the way, your shitty muffins look delicioso.

Cooking Asshole said...

They look good because they are good.

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

See that muffin there on the right? THAT is what fried chiken should look like!

Auri said...

I fucking love your woman...

Cooking Asshole said...

she definitely keeps me in check...

Cooking Asshole said...

@CIFLI

well since you are the fucking fried chicken queen, why don't you make some and send me a fucking picture? Throwdown baby!