You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Walnut Pie
It was time for dessert and I had nothing. I bought myself an hour and a half by turning on a movie (The E Channel will work just as well) so I figured I would make a pie. I only had walnuts as a primary ingredient and I was out of corn syrup. Let's begin:
Whisk 3 eggs, 1c sugar, 1 stick melted butter, 2c walnuts, and 1c shredded coconut. Pour into a pie crust. Bake at 350 deg for about 40 min. Cool completely. Now that was not that hard, was it? "I still don't think I can make this." Oh ye of little faith. Believe in yourself a little more and you will be able to accomplish any task put before you. Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking to. Give up now, loser. Eat it.
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6 comments:
I'm about to refer my boyfriend to this site. It's time he graduate from scrambled eggs and fajitas...
THANKS!
This looks like it would be real good topped off with a little ice cream
Other than squirrels, you are the only one who would just happen to have walnuts...
Who doesn't have walnuts in their pantry at all times? I buy those huge bags of nuts from Costco. SO cheap!
try this recipe from ny times. may be the most ridiculously easy pie ever and a million times better than pecan pie.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/30/dining/301mrex.html
Better than pecan pie? I didn't see any corn syrup in that recipe!
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