You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
I made one of those giant 3-D cupcake cakes (Wilton) for my son's first birthday in April. The first attempt looked like a giant chocolate asshole, puckered and all - I still laugh when I see the picture. The second turned out perfectly, until my mother tried to frost/decorate it for me. It looked like a crackhouse circus tent. Oliver wouldn't even touch it. :-P Oh well. Now my 4 year old is clamoring for a giant cupcake cake for her birthday in December. *sigh*
It is really cute, and the pan is really easy to work with. The cake releases easily, and the pan cleans really easily as well. Michael's has it - Target too - but Michael's always has a coupon that can be used towards it.
I only used boxed mix though with the cupcake pan - I prefer to make cakes from scratch but found in the past that the boxed mixes are more reliable with specialty pans.
Of course you didn't ask for all that information, so feel free to hurl some abuse. My 4 year old didn't heap nearly enough on me this morning. :-P
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I'd totally eat that shit
I ate it...
happened to me alot at first. Dont get discouraged. It gets better. Just dont do the winne the pooh cake it totally sucks when it sticks
Happy Birthday Baby!!
OMG - I have those plates. How freaking weird is that. I got them at some place at Pike's Place in Seattle.
Happy Birthday, Baby!
I made one of those giant 3-D cupcake cakes (Wilton) for my son's first birthday in April. The first attempt looked like a giant chocolate asshole, puckered and all - I still laugh when I see the picture. The second turned out perfectly, until my mother tried to frost/decorate it for me. It looked like a crackhouse circus tent. Oliver wouldn't even touch it. :-P Oh well. Now my 4 year old is clamoring for a giant cupcake cake for her birthday in December. *sigh*
Giant cupcake sounds like a good idea!
I got that plate in Mexico. That is too funny you have the same one.
Damn! What did you do to it?
Happy 1st Birthday, little one!
Your daddy is learning... ;)
It is really cute, and the pan is really easy to work with. The cake releases easily, and the pan cleans really easily as well. Michael's has it - Target too - but Michael's always has a coupon that can be used towards it.
I only used boxed mix though with the cupcake pan - I prefer to make cakes from scratch but found in the past that the boxed mixes are more reliable with specialty pans.
Of course you didn't ask for all that information, so feel free to hurl some abuse. My 4 year old didn't heap nearly enough on me this morning. :-P
Long time ago I attempted to bake using a microwave.
...Shit.
C'mon Asshole, your specialty is supposed to be cookin' (when you ain't bein' and asshole). How you gonna fuck up a cake like that?
PussDaddy
Shameful, I know.
Wishing your adorable baby a very happy birthday even though I'm probably a day late!
her birthday is not until the 28th so you are on time!
It takes you three weeks to bake a fucking cake?!?
I am practicing for the big day! It has to be perfect.
You're just using that as an excuse to eat cake!
Mmmmm...cake. I think I will have some now!
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