Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Breakfast Cakes

After the baby's shindig I have all sorts of leftover snack foods cluttering up my fridge. On the surface it does not appear that I have anything for breakfast other than eggs and bacon but I am one resourceful motherfucker. I bet I can come up with something a little unorthodox and yet bad fucking ass at the same time. Let's begin:
I found some salmon dip and immediately recognized that with a few breadcrumbs I could make some killer salmon cakes. I chopped up some cooked bacon, salami, and onion and added it to the mix. I fried the cakes in the bacon grease, placed them on an english muffin, added some melted brie, and topped with an over easy egg. You never would have thought of this in a million years. You would probably stick to the bacon and eggs and accidentally burn the shit out of them because you were too busy watching True Hollywood Story - Tyra Banks, loser. Eat it.

4 comments:

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

I totally made some salmon cakes the other day, except, I called mine salmon patties and my shit came out of a red can. Yep.

linlah said...

Yes I did burn the bacon and eggs for that very reason.

mikeyjqs said...

How did you know what I was watching?

Cooking Asshole said...

@CIFLT
Fucking gross dude.

@Linlah
That's why I waited until after it was over to start cooking breakfast.

@Mike
Lucky guess.