Oh, scary! Hi again everyone! Paul "Positive-Reinforcement" Roberts here. Due to the controversial title of this dish, I provided an alternative one so you can all sleep easy. I just want to reassure you that neither making nor eating these eggs is a sin despite what your fellow book club members may tell you. Hard boiling an egg may seem like an easy task but it can be difficult for even the most seasoned veteran so don't feel bad if you can't get it on your first try. We all make mistakes. Let's have a
looky-loo:
Put some lovely examples of the miracle of nature in a pot and cover with cold water. Bring to a rolling boil for 30 sec, cover, and remove from heat. Let sit for 15 min and then plunge the eggs into an ice bath. Once cooled, peel the eggs and slice lengthwise. Remove yolks and mash them up with some mayo, mustard, and finely chopped dill pickle. Golly-gee, this is making my tummy rumble!
Spoon mixture into egg whites, sprinkle on some paprika, and garnish with some flat leaf parsley. Now that was not too frightening, was it? I told you there was nothing to worry about, silly pants! Wouldn't you like to eat this?
Put some lovely examples of the miracle of nature in a pot and cover with cold water. Bring to a rolling boil for 30 sec, cover, and remove from heat. Let sit for 15 min and then plunge the eggs into an ice bath. Once cooled, peel the eggs and slice lengthwise. Remove yolks and mash them up with some mayo, mustard, and finely chopped dill pickle. Golly-gee, this is making my tummy rumble!
Spoon mixture into egg whites, sprinkle on some paprika, and garnish with some flat leaf parsley. Now that was not too frightening, was it? I told you there was nothing to worry about, silly pants! Wouldn't you like to eat this?
20 comments:
So fuckin' lame.
Negative Nellie!
Paul,
you have a mustache, don't you?
OK GODDAMIT...
When are you going to change the title of this blog to "Cooking with Limp-wristed Nancy Boys"?????
Is this one of your split personalities coming out? Go see a shrink,and tell him to bring the asshole back!
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This is making my tummy rumble too but not in a good way! What have you done with the Asshole?!?
Hi!! My name is Annie! I'm an editor for Positive Vibes Publishing, and we'd love to offer Paul "Positive Reinforcement" Roberts a book deal!! We only publish writers who are so disgustingly positive, bland and one-note, that a vomit bag is included inside each book! Please call my office in the morning to let me know where to send your contract and large cash advance. Have a great day, and keep those positive vibes flowing!
Annie , you did not leave the website of your publishing company, therefore you do not exist.
Hi Doll! You must be a very positive person yourself to make such a positive, caring comment! I sent Paul "Positive Reinforcement" Roberts a private email with detailed information about Positive Vibes Publishing, including our website address. Okay? Now fuck off, you nosy bitch! I mean, have a great day, and keep those positive vibes flowing!
I am positively not getting any results when I do a Google search on "Positive Vibes Publishing".
Certainly you must be hiding something if you chose not to post the website address here. Or, as I said earlier, you don't exist.
As your above comment is obviously meant to slander and defame me, I have no choice but to sue you. I have taken a screen shot of the above comment, and said screen shot has been notarized for authenticity.
My mustache puts Tom Selleck to shame.
Dear Mr. Paul Roberts,
Unfortunately, Positive Vibes Publishing has no choice but to withdraw our offer of a book deal, since it has become apparent that you have less than positive "friends." Our strict policy is to only publish writers who are not only nauseatingly positive, but their inner circle must be, too. The negative energy, lack of trust, and legal threats from Doll has made it impossible for us to include you in the Positive Vibes Publishing family at this time.
Have a great day, and keep those positive vibes flowing!
I think I can hear that jerkoff crying in the other room...
"lovely examples of the miracle of nature"
For a second I thought she wasn't talking about food and wondered if Paul Roberts read a bit too much of Judy Blume growing up.
Again, I have a feeling Paul Roberts got his ass kicked a lot on the playground growing up.
Hail Satan!
PussDaddy
Paul Roberts is a sissy loser.
PussDaddy, you always crack me the fuck up.
F**k you - try some curry powder
Now that I am back I actually would have suggested some Old Bay but curry powder is not a horrible idea.
Look here fuckers, yer pissing me off.
Deviled eggs only SEEM gay.
They are in fact sleeper agents of the highest order. First, it's impossible to eat less than, Oh, a dozen or so. That's just counting the number of the lethal things some old biddy saw you eat. Secondly, they're fart bombs of the highest nature. Incorporating finely minced onions would raise them to the highest level of gas-bombs, but I didn't tell you this. Or I'd have to kill you. Best eaten before going to church. Or a funeral. Or a fart-lighting contest. Or an EPA methane survey. Good to eat and fart so SWEET.
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