Take two slices of avocado and place them down. Fill the center with a big hunk of king crab. Garnish with diced cooked bacon. This is so fatty it makes Jessica Simpson look like Christa Flockhart. Good thing it tastes like heaven on a plate. Eat it.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
King Crab, Avocado, and Bacon Salad
King crab is a delicacy you peons should never have the pleasure of tasting. They don't sell this shit at Wal-Mart and for good reason. If you losers ever tasted it you would begin to question everything else you have ever consumed. You would ask, "Oh why did I ever eat cheese wiz straight out of the nozzle for three meals a day?" Or maybe "Are you sure this is real crab? It doesn't taste anything like that imitation stuff." Your lack of class is glaringly apparent and it makes me sick. Let's begin:
Take two slices of avocado and place them down. Fill the center with a big hunk of king crab. Garnish with diced cooked bacon. This is so fatty it makes Jessica Simpson look like Christa Flockhart. Good thing it tastes like heaven on a plate. Eat it.
Take two slices of avocado and place them down. Fill the center with a big hunk of king crab. Garnish with diced cooked bacon. This is so fatty it makes Jessica Simpson look like Christa Flockhart. Good thing it tastes like heaven on a plate. Eat it.
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6 comments:
Nice combination of flavors, that must of tasted fantastic.
It sure did!
Oh I am Jonesing for this
I can't believe how good it was.
Yes...three of my favorite yummies in one salad. It's a fave here, too, as we have easy access to a nearby avocado grove. We just have to pick them ourselves...good deal!
=^..^=
It is always a pleasure to have your approval Psychocat.
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