Mix some king crab, cream cheese, diced dill pickle, and Old Bay. Garnish with a strip of bacon. Think you can handle that? "Do I cook the bacon first?" Yes, genius. Cook the fucking bacon. Eat it.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
King Crab II - Dip
This morning I prepped everything for my crab omlette only to realize I was out of eggs. Rather than go to the store and navigate a sea of stoned hungover hippies on Sunday morning, I decided just to eat my shit straight up. There is nothing worse than having to push smelly hippies out of your way just to get where you are going. Their monkey stink can be transferable and if you are not careful you will get that shit on you for the rest of the day. Fucking hippies. Let's begin:
Mix some king crab, cream cheese, diced dill pickle, and Old Bay. Garnish with a strip of bacon. Think you can handle that? "Do I cook the bacon first?" Yes, genius. Cook the fucking bacon. Eat it.
Mix some king crab, cream cheese, diced dill pickle, and Old Bay. Garnish with a strip of bacon. Think you can handle that? "Do I cook the bacon first?" Yes, genius. Cook the fucking bacon. Eat it.
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7 comments:
Man, looks delicious! You think I can substitute spam for the crab though? I can't afford no crab.
Hope you have soe left cuz I sure would like to try it!! Mikey :)
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@CIFLT
I am sure you can find imitation crab at the Wal-Mart.
@Mikey
Nope. All gone.
Mike - Heather did pick you up some pickling cucumbers at the store though. She will bring them to the bar tonight.
I still have hippie stink on me from the damn drum circle I got dragged to yesterday. It's like a monkey patchouli mix super stench.
Sometimes my hippie neighbors have drum circles but they suck and can't hold a fucking beat to save their lives.
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