Now I am all for hoppy, bitter beers but 102 IBU? Come the fuck on dudes. This shit is out of control. If you are unaccustomed to such beers, after one sip your face will pucker up like you just put 15 warhead candies in your mouth. If you enjoy such grandiose gluttony, you will ecstatically exclaim your love for said beer. For me this beer was teetering on the edge of absurdity gorge but it did not fall off into the abyss. I would suggest giving it a try if you are a seasoned veteran but if you are a lowly novice stay the fuck away from this beer. 4 out of 5. Drink it.
You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Lagunitas Brewing - Hop Stoopid
Now I am all for hoppy, bitter beers but 102 IBU? Come the fuck on dudes. This shit is out of control. If you are unaccustomed to such beers, after one sip your face will pucker up like you just put 15 warhead candies in your mouth. If you enjoy such grandiose gluttony, you will ecstatically exclaim your love for said beer. For me this beer was teetering on the edge of absurdity gorge but it did not fall off into the abyss. I would suggest giving it a try if you are a seasoned veteran but if you are a lowly novice stay the fuck away from this beer. 4 out of 5. Drink it.
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Just checkin' to see if I can murder this blog post, too. I seem to kill almost every one I post on for some reason, although that is not my intent.
PussDaddy
You are just too awesome PussDaddy. I can never top you.
Stick a fork in it-it's done. :-(
PussDaddy
The ale seems very good to make some artisan bread.
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I've never seen this beer and wonder if you can get East of the Mississippi.
For years, we couldn't get Coors (I wish that was never allowed East).
I'll look for it. If bad, I'll use for bread.
Lagunitas makes some of the best beers to have ever passed over my lips. I recently had the orgasmic pleasure of enjoying a special Bourbon-Aged Brown Shugga. Then, just this week, I had their Censored Rich Copper Ale. Sadly, being in GA I can only purchase them in restaurants; so far have not been able to find them in any package store.
What happened to that vegan stir-fry you were going to post, asshole? As usual, all talk, little action!
Bread is a great idea!
Lagunitas is everywhere out here. They are generally okay relative to other microbrews but nothing spectacular.
oh yeah, fuck stir fry.
I also wish that Coors was never allowed east - it sucks!
Coors does suck
Oh, yeah, "fuck stir fry" and go back to grilling, hippie!!
Maybe I will!
Use the George Foreman Grill(TM)!!
I will NOT use the Foreman grill!!!
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