You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Remoulade for the Doll II - Old Bay and Crab Egg Rolls
So today I figured I would give Doll's recipe for remoulade a whirl. Just the same as bloody mary mix, if you buy it pre-made you are a sucker. Such products are sold by snake oil salesmen who try and take advantage of you by selling trash that pales in comparison to the homemade shit. As long as you have a food processor this is super fucking easy and can be whipped up in a jiffy. Once you make it for yourself you will feel like a fucking idiot for ever considering purchasing it from some douche bag. Let's begin:
I did not feel like getting creative today so I followed the remoulade recipe pretty darn closely and it turned out wonderfully. I think it took me all of 15 min to make and that includes prep time. I also made more egg rolls but I made them with just crab and Old Bay. I pan fried them this time but I would suggest going the deep fry route. They just got a more even brown using that method. So what did we learn today? "Don't trust anyone that sells pre-made shit and never patronize those businesses." Right! Eat it.
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8 comments:
Who would even TRY to sell a pre-made remoulade?? Blech! It's probably just ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together anyway.
Glad the recipe was good - I actually never tried it but it looked about right!
You would have to be pretty retarded to think it would be a good idea to sell bottled remoulade.
I suppose if you had an excess of bodily fluids laying the around the house you would try to bottle and sell it too. Admit it!
I saw this one for sale that was white! What the fuck?!?
my point exactly!
White remoulade is totally fucking dumb.
and not remoulade.
Follow this recipe people! It is SO easy all those pre-made loser companies will fall flat on their fat faces. The only thing easier than this is making your own bloody mary.
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