Roasted Chicken

So I was planning on getting some cornish game hens and stuffing them but my local market was all out of the fresh ones and apparently no longer carries them except during the holiday season. Fucking bastards. So I ask the butcher if the whole fryer chickens are actually whole or is it just a name and he looks at me like I have a fucking helmet on and says "yes, they are whole." I decide to take one home and I start mentally preparing myself to cram a bunch of food up its anus. Let's begin:
I didn't take any pictures but before I put this fucker on the grill I took 5 strips of lightly cooked bacon, a bunch of thyme, and a head of peeled garlic and shoved it up its ass. Be sure to remove the bag of crap on the inside before you start stuffing, genius. Place chicken on the grill over indirect heat for 2+ hours. "Did you get an albino chicken or something?" First of all, chicken is white, retard. Second, it isn't even cooked yet. In the words of Paul "Positive-Reinforcement" Roberts, "Just cool your jets, mister!"
Here is my finished product. The legs pulled off without any effort and that is the sign of a perfectly cooked bird. Too bad you dropped your chicken in the dirt while you were taking it off the grill. Sucks to be you. Eat it.