Saute some onion and green pepper in oil. Once softened add some chili powder and cumin and after another minute add a package of fake ground meat. Once heated though add some diced green olives and then remove from heat. Heat up some refried beans. Take a tostada shell and spread on the refried beans, add the fake meat mixture, jack cheese, tomato, and lettuce. Eat it.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Vegetarian Toastadas II
So I made these crappy pieces of shit for lunch today and they were pretty darn good. They were also really easy which is why I am giving you the recipe. I actually think you are capable of making them unlike everything else which is way over your head (including fucking pancakes). If you fail at these you should turn all cooking duties over to a servant or at least a significant other. Oh wait, you are single. Your crazy ass has driven away every member of the opposite sex ever since you started dating. I would suggest hiring someone because no one can bear to be with you, psycho. Next time try not to be so fucking controlling. Let's begin:
Saute some onion and green pepper in oil. Once softened add some chili powder and cumin and after another minute add a package of fake ground meat. Once heated though add some diced green olives and then remove from heat. Heat up some refried beans. Take a tostada shell and spread on the refried beans, add the fake meat mixture, jack cheese, tomato, and lettuce. Eat it.
Saute some onion and green pepper in oil. Once softened add some chili powder and cumin and after another minute add a package of fake ground meat. Once heated though add some diced green olives and then remove from heat. Heat up some refried beans. Take a tostada shell and spread on the refried beans, add the fake meat mixture, jack cheese, tomato, and lettuce. Eat it.
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Those actually look good!
what is fake ground meat? (noob)
http://www.lightlife.com/product_category.jsp?c=grounds
what the hell does "noob" mean?
clearly what you are as well. welcome to the internet.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob
The internet is dumb
we can agree on that at least. and you can blame my presence here on buttercup punch:
http://buttercuppunch.wordpress.com/2009/10/28/you-could-have-killed-someone-you-donkey-on-the-internet/
what an internet celeb.
yeah...I am pretty much "The Shit."
Hahaha, fantastic.
Looks like SOMEONE is getting better at taking pictures! Finally!
WTF? you haven't posted anything since last month? Am I supposed to eat vegetarian tostadas forever?
dude, i aint gonna cook nothin but i admire your attude. might be interested in this http://iwuzjustthinking.blogspot.com/
check it out if you can find the time.
I love the way you speak so eloquently to your readers.
Food porn.
This looks pretty damn good.
PussDaddy
Love you for this one.... Muah.
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