My lady went camping with some girlfriends on the Oregon Coast last night so I was left to my own devises. After I got all the hookers out of the house I needed something to soak up all the booze I had ingested so I decided to make "The Bachelor." Let's begin:
Take a soft french roll and slather on some
BBQ sauce. Slap down four slices of salami, some mozzarella cheese, eight slices of pepperoni, and top with more mozzarella cheese. Place in your toaster oven at 375 deg until the cheese starts browning.
Combine the rolls to make the most badass sandwich ever! How can you deny eight slices of salami and sixteen slices of pepperoni? That's right. You can't. Eat it.
Take a soft french roll and slather on some BBQ sauce. Slap down four slices of salami, some mozzarella cheese, eight slices of pepperoni, and top with more mozzarella cheese. Place in your toaster oven at 375 deg until the cheese starts browning.
Combine the rolls to make the most badass sandwich ever! How can you deny eight slices of salami and sixteen slices of pepperoni? That's right. You can't. Eat it.
15 comments:
Oh, so you fell for the old "Honey, I'm going camping with a few of my girl friends on the Oregon coast and won't be home tonight" line?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
but one of her friends who was there was making status updates on Facebook about camping!
Yeah, right. Too bad her friend was posting those status updates from a Starbucks in downtown Portland.
hrmmm....
Facebook has that app that only allows you to post from where you say you are..NOT!
I don't blame her after you trashed her gingerbread house.
She really was camping...I think.
aye yi yi thatsa lotta salami! Perfecto! belisimo! And don't worry about her cheating on you dude, her heart's through her stomach.
Well, now I understand why you named it "The Bachelor" sandwich.
What I want to know if what kind of beer you drank with that puppy?
Mmmm...that's artery-squeezin' goodness, there! It's a classic, with many delicious possible variations, like bacon, ham and Swiss...or smoked turkey, roast beef and sharp cheddar. Love it!
=^..^=
I'm not sure why I'm getting hungry thinking about that sandwich. I think it must be some deep instinct within me to consume pork draped in cheese.
By the way, it's my first time here and I enjoy reading your cooking shit.
Now I know where the expression "sex on toast" comes from!
This is awfuckinsome!!!!!
If you look at the plate, it looks like the blue bird shit out that mess.
I make that all the time that's a sandwich for gilrs.
You should sell those with the tagline:
"Free Defibrillation with Each Purchase."
I'll take two. Holy shit.
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