I had leftovers from
that amazing chicken I roasted to I decided to utilize them in a pizza. At first I thought
quiche but I didn't know how the
BBQ sauce would meld with the eggs. In any case, this was quite possibly the best pizza ever made in the history of the planet. Think you can handle this? Let's begin:
Make a
dough. Slather with your
homemade BBQ sauce (or in your case, the KC Masterpiece you bought with your food stamps). Top with grated cheddar and then your red onion, chicken, and
bacon. Do not put raw meat on the pizza, dumbass. Top with more cheddar cheese.
I baked this bitch at 500 deg for about 12 min and it was cooked to perfection. "That picture is all dark and shit! I can barely see the pizza." Fuck you, asshole! You will take what is given to you and you will like it! Eat it.
Make a dough. Slather with your homemade BBQ sauce (or in your case, the KC Masterpiece you bought with your food stamps). Top with grated cheddar and then your red onion, chicken, and bacon. Do not put raw meat on the pizza, dumbass. Top with more cheddar cheese.
I baked this bitch at 500 deg for about 12 min and it was cooked to perfection. "That picture is all dark and shit! I can barely see the pizza." Fuck you, asshole! You will take what is given to you and you will like it! Eat it.
15 comments:
mmmmm, bet that's nearly as good as pizza hut.
Did you consider adding a bit of pineapple? This recipe is fucking awesome with pineapple!
Bob,
Just because you have a total boner for pizza hut does not mean it is the pinnacle of gastronomy.
UW,
What are you, Hawaiian? Pineapple is fucking gross on pizza.
pizza hut sucks, i was being sarcastic. taco bell, now that rocks.
I hear they have a new "Healthy" menu!
It's not gross. It's sweet. Like me. I am on a pineapple farm Asshole.
What a cruel existence.
I love KC Masterpiece....and bacon...and cheese....and red onions....and pizza.....Mmmmmm.....you know you can get a fancy bag of pizza crust mix at Walmart for like 68 cents....just add water!!! WOOOOO!!!
That "bag" of pizza crust mix is certainly not "fancy." You know what it is made of? Flour, salt, sugar, and yeast. For $0.68 you are getting ripped off, sucker.
It's a cruel existence for the flying fuckers that I catch pecking on my pineapples.
Please tell me you sit on your porch and knock them off with a six-shooter!
Nooooo I knock them off with a spit ball. Everyone knows that.
Pussy...I would have even settled for a shotgun. Maybe even a .22, but probably not. That caliber can't even kill your common domesticated feline unless you get a straight head shot.
yea it's not the force of my spit balls, it's the toxicity of em. I'm not allowed to own guns anymore so I do what I can.
Convicted felon?
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