A few years ago, much to my dismay, my gun-toting harley-riding pitbull-owning beer-guzzling COPS-watching badass of a father-in-law moved from the Pacific Northwest to Pennsylvania. I miss that motherfucker dearly. So about a year ago I sent him a beer care package with all sorts of crazy shit he can't get on the east coast. Even though I had never tasted it myself, I included the Black Boss Porter in said care package because I knew he would appreciate the name. This evening I was in my favorite local bar (It is their one year anniversary! Congrats Mike and Chuck!), and I noticed they sold Black Boss in bottles and it was listed at 9.4% ABV. I had no fucking idea it was so high so I went to my local market on the way home and picked one up. After cracking it and taking one sip, I feel like a total fucking asshole for sending this shit to my beloved father-in-law. What fucking trash. This beer sucks harder than a homosexual prostitute on the Vegas strip. No, I take that back. It sucks HARDER! Never ever buy this garbage. -5 out of 5. Oh hell no!
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Browar Witnica - Black Boss Porter
A few years ago, much to my dismay, my gun-toting harley-riding pitbull-owning beer-guzzling COPS-watching badass of a father-in-law moved from the Pacific Northwest to Pennsylvania. I miss that motherfucker dearly. So about a year ago I sent him a beer care package with all sorts of crazy shit he can't get on the east coast. Even though I had never tasted it myself, I included the Black Boss Porter in said care package because I knew he would appreciate the name. This evening I was in my favorite local bar (It is their one year anniversary! Congrats Mike and Chuck!), and I noticed they sold Black Boss in bottles and it was listed at 9.4% ABV. I had no fucking idea it was so high so I went to my local market on the way home and picked one up. After cracking it and taking one sip, I feel like a total fucking asshole for sending this shit to my beloved father-in-law. What fucking trash. This beer sucks harder than a homosexual prostitute on the Vegas strip. No, I take that back. It sucks HARDER! Never ever buy this garbage. -5 out of 5. Oh hell no!
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Wow. No kidding? Glad they don't sell that here (or in my beloved home state PA).
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