You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Cheddar, BBQ Sauce, Salmon, Slaw Sandwich
Well I have all this leftover salmon from the other night (get ready for more salmon shit) so I made myself a sandwich. Instructions: read the fucking title and put that junk in a soft French roll. Think you can handle that? Eat it.
Bunny, you re-typed that just to add the word 'shit?' That is fucked up! Speaking of fucked up, I actually bought a side of slaw from my local market's deli as I was on walking home from the bar anyway.
UW, And not one of those welfare push mowers either, one of those fancy John Deeres.
No, I actually retyped it because there was a typo and added shit as an afterthought. What part of "overachiever with OCD disorder" do you not understand? And I cannot believe you served deli slaw. That shit IS fucked up. Nasty. Just nasty.
You are crackin me up here. So glad I happened upon your blog. I'm now your loyal follower. When you have time, come and see my blog. I'd be proud and honored to have you as a friend/follower. Happy New Year, Keri (aka Sam) www.samwich365.com
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Well, personally, I need more fucking slaw deets. You make that shit with mayo, vinegar or a little of both?
Oh dear. Looks like someone ran that shit over with a lawn mower.
That sandwich is a hot fuckin' mess.
Bunny,
you re-typed that just to add the word 'shit?' That is fucked up! Speaking of fucked up, I actually bought a side of slaw from my local market's deli as I was on walking home from the bar anyway.
UW,
And not one of those welfare push mowers either, one of those fancy John Deeres.
MT,
I will take that as a compliment. Thank you!
No, I actually retyped it because there was a typo and added shit as an afterthought. What part of "overachiever with OCD disorder" do you not understand? And I cannot believe you served deli slaw. That shit IS fucked up. Nasty. Just nasty.
Whatever...it was from a fancy pants market and it was pretty darn good!
You are crackin me up here. So glad I happened upon your blog. I'm now your loyal follower. When you have time, come and see my blog. I'd be proud and honored to have you as a friend/follower. Happy New Year, Keri (aka Sam) www.samwich365.com
Damn, you really like sandwiches!
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