In a large casserole dish layer 6-8 slices white trash bread, 1lb bay shrimp (I would also suggest substituting ham, bacon, crawfish, lobster, crab, etc.), and 8-12oz of diced American / Old English cheese. Mix 3 eggs, 2c whole milk, 3tbl melted butter and 1/2tsp dry mustard. Pour over the shit in the casserole dish and fridge it overnight. Bake at 350 deg for one hour. Eat it.
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Christmas Breakfast
My lady makes the best fucking Christmas Breakfast ever and it has been passed down through generations. Scoff at the recipe if you will but it will only demonstrate what a total fucking douche bag you truly are. I never make this myself but I love it and always eat a crapload of it because it is basically the best shit ever. Let's begin:
In a large casserole dish layer 6-8 slices white trash bread, 1lb bay shrimp (I would also suggest substituting ham, bacon, crawfish, lobster, crab, etc.), and 8-12oz of diced American / Old English cheese. Mix 3 eggs, 2c whole milk, 3tbl melted butter and 1/2tsp dry mustard. Pour over the shit in the casserole dish and fridge it overnight. Bake at 350 deg for one hour. Eat it.
In a large casserole dish layer 6-8 slices white trash bread, 1lb bay shrimp (I would also suggest substituting ham, bacon, crawfish, lobster, crab, etc.), and 8-12oz of diced American / Old English cheese. Mix 3 eggs, 2c whole milk, 3tbl melted butter and 1/2tsp dry mustard. Pour over the shit in the casserole dish and fridge it overnight. Bake at 350 deg for one hour. Eat it.
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now that shit looks good. esp the bacon idea.
We call that "Trailer Trash Quiche" or "White Trash Quiche" in the South. It is some good eatin'.
looks good, but what no pie crust underneath?
Unfortunately no,
The white bread takes the place of crust :-(
The shrimp looks canned. Prolly smells like a girls locker room too. American cheese? Ok maybe you shouldn't let the lady cook anymore. Can't believe you eat that blasphemy.
I read your comment to my lady while she was making microwave burritos in the kitchen and she retorted with "go fuck yourself."
Wait, I'm confused....can you start over???
What is there to even be confused about?
yea them microwaved burritos are like magic. You eat em and they look the same coming out.
Mine are more 'stringy'
Mine are more like caterpillars.
Way to one-up me.
That is fucking gross...
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