This gingerbread house was a pretty big disaster. It came as a "kit" from Costco so one would think it would be impossible to fuck it up. Wrong. It took my lady and her friend roughly four hours to put this travesty together atop it's plastic base. So I want to see what you got! Send me your photos of your shitty gingerbread house (no Doll you cannot take a picture of one in a NYC storefront and email it to me) so we can all laugh at your ineptitude. Eat it.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Gingerbread House
Making gingerbread houses has been a time honored tradition in my family and no Christmas is complete without one. "I don't celebrate Christmas. I am Wiccan and I do stupid bullshit pagan crap that makes no sense." Figures. For you idiots who don't celebrate Christmas, enjoy your eternal damnation. For all you normal people, time to make a fucking gingerbread house! Let's begin:
This gingerbread house was a pretty big disaster. It came as a "kit" from Costco so one would think it would be impossible to fuck it up. Wrong. It took my lady and her friend roughly four hours to put this travesty together atop it's plastic base. So I want to see what you got! Send me your photos of your shitty gingerbread house (no Doll you cannot take a picture of one in a NYC storefront and email it to me) so we can all laugh at your ineptitude. Eat it.
This gingerbread house was a pretty big disaster. It came as a "kit" from Costco so one would think it would be impossible to fuck it up. Wrong. It took my lady and her friend roughly four hours to put this travesty together atop it's plastic base. So I want to see what you got! Send me your photos of your shitty gingerbread house (no Doll you cannot take a picture of one in a NYC storefront and email it to me) so we can all laugh at your ineptitude. Eat it.
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You are not the boss of me ! Just for that I will find one in a storefront and submit it!!
I like the drooling gingerbread man.
I don't know what you are talking about...whoever made that gingerbread house has some serious talent. Its a true Christmas masterpiece!
It's not that bad. The gingerbread man looks a little retarded though.
He looks like he should have a sign in the front yard notifying the neighborhood that he is a registered sex offender.
gotta get you a picture of ours and send it to ya, we use oreo cookies for the trailer tires....
Classy! No house is complete without wheels.
I cant do ginger bread houses. I o the graham cracker type and I didnt do them this year. I will go out the day after Christmas and go to Walmart and get one on clearence for each child to play with and eat.
I am sad to report about the tragic loss of life suffered during the Great Gingerbread Train Wreck of '09:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2739/4193669869_eacf9e21c0_b.jpg
That is totally "killer"
Did you make that?
That is brutal dude!
No, it's a family gathering. But when you get all your little relatives together and give them a sick idea, they just run with it. Oh, and making sure everyone consumes crap loads of sugar doesn't hurt, either.
I little healthy violence never hurt anyone...especially as a kid!
That is definitely the coolest gingerbread house I have seen this season!
http://images.quickblogcast.com/4/9/7/6/3/146017-136794/TRAILER_CAKE.bmp
not mine but you get the idea...
That shit is totally cock-rockin'!!!
I don't know what you all are talking about, the gingerbread man is happy. That is a happy face, like when a crack addict hits the pipe, happy.
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