Monday, December 28, 2009

Heater Allen - Schwarz Lager


The last time I reviewed a Heater Allen brew, they were kind enough to grace me with their presence by commenting on the post. Since then I have developed even more respect for this small brewery and I continue to purchase their amazing beer on a regular basis (desperate plea for them to send me free shit). In any case I picked up this dark lager and I love it. It is reminiscent of a rauchbier (since your pea-brain has no fucking idea what I am talking about, here is an excellent example of a rauchbier) but not nearly as in-your-face and it is much sweeter. I really like this beer because it goes perfectly with chocolate and I love me some chocolate (especially those little holiday Reece's Cups). The only drawback I see here is that this beer seems eerily like '09 Sandy Paws. I wish I was able to taste them side by side to make an accurate determination but they almost seem like the same fucking beer. What's up with that? In any case, way to make a killer fucking brew Heater Allen. You are the shit. 4.5 out of 5. Drink it.

5 comments:

Workforced said...

Its funny because I always thought that cooking assholes is how McDonalds stayed in business and produced such cheap burgers.

On the beer topic - tell me what you think of Dragon Stout. Awesome beer from Jamaica (probably brewed elsewhere).

Don "Ofice Comedy" Joe

Cooking Asshole said...

Don't fucking bad mouth McDonald's dude...I love those $1 McDoubles!

Why would I drink some shitty beer from Jamaica when I live in the Pacific Northwest?

By the way, if you are going to give yourself a moniker, you should try spelling it right. Just a suggestion.

-CokngAsole

bunny said...

You should be sending all these beer reviews over to our buddy Beer Drinker to run on his site, as well.

Cooking Asshole said...

He is too "legitimate" for me!

Lach said...

Nice. Someone who knows what "beer styles" mean.