I have fallen in love with this new reality series on the MTV. Unbeknownst to me, there is a sub-species of humans that refer to themselves as 'Guidos.' This show takes a few prime specimens and places them in their natural habitat: the Jersey Shore. After watching the first two episodes I observed that their diet mainly consists of 'sawsuge and peppas.' It seems their traditional method of preparation is to place them in a casserole dish and bake them. I thought this sounded pretty darn good so I decided to take my own spin on it and, you guessed it, put it in a quiche. Let's begin:
Make a
pie crust, form it into a pan, and put it in the fridge. Saute some garlic, onion, peppers, and celery with some sausage. For this particular quiche I used andouille sausage because I like that Cajun shit. Make sure your sausage is fully cooked and your vegetables are softened. Remove from heat and let cool. Line the bottom of your quiche with a shitload of cheddar cheese and then add your sausage and pepper mix. Top with some diced tomatoes. Be sure to get all the mushy shit out of the tomato before you chop it, dumbass. Pour in six eggs whisked with sour cream, Cajun seasoning, and a little water.
Bake that bitch for 50ish min at 375. Time to hit the clubs and start fist pumpin' like champs! Eat it.
Make a pie crust, form it into a pan, and put it in the fridge. Saute some garlic, onion, peppers, and celery with some sausage. For this particular quiche I used andouille sausage because I like that Cajun shit. Make sure your sausage is fully cooked and your vegetables are softened. Remove from heat and let cool. Line the bottom of your quiche with a shitload of cheddar cheese and then add your sausage and pepper mix. Top with some diced tomatoes. Be sure to get all the mushy shit out of the tomato before you chop it, dumbass. Pour in six eggs whisked with sour cream, Cajun seasoning, and a little water.
Bake that bitch for 50ish min at 375. Time to hit the clubs and start fist pumpin' like champs! Eat it.
4 comments:
The guidos will kick your ass if they find out about this 'recipe'. Look at what happened to Snookie!
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If you hear flip-flops coming up behind you - duck!
Are you quiche crazy? That is a girly thing you know. And still no bacon
I will be able to smell their hair products from miles away!
Real men eat quiche!
Not only do they eat quiche, they MAKE it! Yep, my hubby makes quiche, too...and reaps the freaky, hot monkey-love rewards for his efforts! Not like I'm too finicky about what he cooks...he's hung like a moose...the cooking is a bonus.
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