You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Tap Room No. 21 Brewing Co. - Moe's Backroom Lager
The number 21 in reference to alcohol is self-explanatory. If you are totally ignorant of American history, google it you fucking dumb piece of shit. I picked up this six pack since my local mega-mart's beer isle was cleaned dry at 8pm two days before Christmas. They didn't even have half the groceries on my list! I had to go to my local hippie market to pick up everything that was essential to my Christmas Eve dinner but luckily enough it was actually cheaper anyway. But I digress, this beer is a great lager that reminds me of Yuengling (which I fucking LOVE). Once I read the label of this brew it came as no surprise that it hailed from Rochester, NY. I have many friends that hail from that douche bag city. Here are some examples:
(Courtesy of Facebook)
(Once again, courtesy of Facebook)
(Finally, courtesy of Facebook. Dude from Rochester is one simulating the nipple licking.)
In any case Tap Room No. 21 Brewing has won my favor with this lager and next time I see their other brews in the store I will definitely pick them up. Once again, good job New York, you actually can brew some good beer. 4 out of 5. Drink it. (Merry Fucking Christmas Douche Bags!!!!)